What a weekend folks… lots of good friends, good food, and good sex! First and foremost, I must give love to my Girl, Ms Starrdustt, she’s expecting her first baby in late may, and she’s had one helluva pregnancy, her family pulled together a awesome "surprise" baby shower, and what a treat it was to be apart of such a joyous event in her life… Geenah and I met via 360, and neither one of us, expected this to grow into a true friendship… lawd knows I know how she felt about me and my papi shenanigans, but she continued to support me, and continued to love me and all my short comings… I am sooooo proud of her, and the journey that she has taken over the past 7.5 months! Geenah, I want you to know that FiGi is one lucky newborn to have a "mean-muggin momma" like you! Know that I am always here for you thru, the good, the bad, and the ugly... also know that, when those days come when you just need to escape, you have an open invitation to unit 606… Ms Teal, and Master John (as my momma calls him) have nothing but love for you… I will always be your shoulder… lastly, you will be a great mom, and as I always say, there is NO know RIGHT, or WRONG way to parent a child when the INTENTION (key word) is GOOD… your intentions are good, the rest is purely trial and error, trial, and error baby!

Ok, so after the baby shower… some of the ladies joined me for a night of fun at Tabu… man, what a night! First and foremost, they had the normal crowd, Mixed in with the new comers, mixed in with the crowd who was there to crown Miss Tabu, man we got there, and had to STAND in line OUTSIDE, and that was a FIRST… when I saw there was a line, I knew the night was gonna be off da chain…

So, we finally get in, and it’s wall to wall folks… I’m talking, grand opening of "Dream" crowded, yes, I said "Dream", not "Love"… It’s a DC thang! Any who, I get my drink, and survey the scene, No familiar faces, so I head downstairs, cuz dammit, my feet were hurting, and I needed to sit down… typically we like to chill upstairs first, get our drink on, get our dance on (not me… I CAN’T dance), and then head downstairs, and some us like to get our fuck on, then we have some who like to get their voyeur on, and then you have folks like me, who are pretty much open to anything, if the climate is right! Lol

Now, if you all know nothing about me, you should know by now, that I love to introduce people to Tabu, I love newbies! The sheer look of "oh my gawd" on their faces is pleasure in itself… this night, a girlfriend invited a girlfriend, and another girlfriend invited a friend of hers, who in turn she brought along a co-worker… Now, first and foremost, let me speak on the co-worker chick! Can I just tell you that this chick had an ass that was TO DIE FOR, and she was WHITE, now not saying that white girls don’t and can’t have big asses, but that shit was HUGE, it was BIG, and JUICY… *smh* I swear it was a science project.... Anatomy being the unit of study... OK?

…so everyone is drinking, getting loose, feelin the love, and sharing the love… we’re still down stairs cuz the crowd is overwhelming, but a joy to watch... One of the newer girls announces that "she needs someone to be eating her pussy in 30mins"... Now, me being the shit starter that I am, looks her way, and says c’mon y’all lets head to the back room so she can get her pussy eaten... Well low n’ behold, we get back there, and girlfriend is nowhere to be found! Humph, sounds like we got a shit talker amongst the crowd! Shit talking with no action, is what? NOT ACCEPTABLE... So my girl is feelin feisty, and I know her ass has been wanting a taste of this pussy, so I spread my legs, and got ta eaten (‘T’, now you know your ass was thirsty for some Teal... LOL!) Low n’ behold shit talker finally made her way to the back room, but she was a tad bit OVERWHELMED! So girlfriend handles her business in my never, never land, and then I see miss thing make another brief appearance! (I think she wanted some, fa real!) Whole time I’m thinking, this is supposed to be your ass, hell if you scurred, you scurred... LOL any who, we finish up, and I head upstairs to peruse and to grab a quick smoke... I stroll around and run into my favourite couples, the dynamic duo, Ms Jackie, and Tony, and the other dynamic duo, "K and D"... We meet n greet... And I head back downstairs, man it was crowded in that joint, I could barely move!

So back down stairs I go... And low and behold I enter the back room, and my "shit talker" is finally getting her pussy eaten! And next thing you know, she’s straight fucken! I’m lookin at her on some: lemme find out, you need a lil liquid motivation to let that guard down, and handle ya damn business! And her co-worker friend, well low n’ behold, she done disappeared... Lawd knows what happened to her ass... Trust, when she re-appeared, her ass was glowing and mad disturbed at the same time... You see she had gone into a room, and got teased, and now her ass was mad horny, and was ready to be FUCKED! It was tooo funny... But for real, I felt her pain, I know how it is to be in the spot watching others get there swerve on only to get all hot and bothered and no accessible dick! I’m happy to report that she left the club well satisfied and with a smile on her cute lil face... I then go on my stroll... BIG mistake!

side bar: I have learned a valuable Tabu lesson! The lesson learned was this: when in the backroom, DO NOT leave the back room, cuz you damn sure will miss something! From here on, Ms Teal will STAY her happy ass in the back room!

So, I make my way back to the back room, and here comes Sexy ass Jackie and Tony, who by the way was lookin SEXY as a mutha fucka... Behind her is "K" and "D"... Now seeing these four appear in the backroom, pretty confirmed that shit was getting ready to GO DOWN!

So, Ms Jackie has her other sidekick with her, PRINCE... Now we all know that she has been wanting to break in Prince for sometime, and lawd knows I have been dying to indulge her, and wanted to be Prince’s "first"... So she steps off to get assecorized, and I step into the bathroom... I reappear in the back room, and I’m quickly instructed to get on the swing... And that my dear friends was the "jump off"! Sooo, I had the pleasure of being eaten out by "D", who is always a treat! You know for those of you who are in the lifestyle, there is NOTHING like the next woman’s man eating you out and standing there supporting his EVERY move... That to me, is some sexy ass shit! It’s not for everyone, but those who are down, I must say, you get mad love from me...

After he finishes feasting on the pussy, Ms Jackie steps over, and she re-positioned me, and as the on lookers tell me, "SHE MOUNTED MY ASS"! Y’all mad kudos to Jackie, she is a bad ass, vicious ass woman... She put in some work, and lemme tell you, she had a sista feeling LOVELY... And, it was on the way home that I heard that although she had me feelin lovely, she had the crowd in awwwh, at the sight of her sexy ASS bouncing and jigglin as she stroked this pussy!

all I know is this... next time, I wanna be a spectator, cuz Ms Teal, wants to see that for herself!

Man what a night! Much love to my Sistah Circle Friends for comin out and celebrating my birthday in a "Tabu" kinda way... Much love to sexy ass Jackie and Tony for always, leaving me with lasting memories.... Much love to Sweetz, Maria, (btw, ms maria, one of these damn days, YOU and ME!) Fred, and lastly, much love to "K and D" you guys are the best! And for those of you who made an appearance and I failed to mention you, MAD THANKS for showing up, and supporting the Birthday Freak Fest!

In closing... I came home, and I wanted MORE... I proceeded to break in my new anal beads given to me by Ms Jackie... So, anal beads in ass, vibrator in pussy... now it was 5:00a.m., now tell me, why did I wake up at 12:30pm to pee, only wake up with the toys STILL in position?... Don’t ask me if I came, cuz I don’t have clue!

Love y’all!

Can I compare it to a live dick? Oh hell no! But it damn sure came close...

Would I do it again? Oh hell yes! I actually can’t wait to experience it again...

What a nite peeps... So I ended up hanging out with some friends at TABU for a lil impromptu visual stimulation... My plans were to watch, and watch only, but then I learned that one of the ladies in my party had never been before! And for some bizarre ass reason, I always feel that I must make the night interesting for the "first-timers", I mean really, how could I send this young lady home without seeing some type of activity?... I mean, we did drive all the way for DC to Baltimore! Hell, it was my duty, to make sure the visuals were up to speed...

So we’re hanging around upstairs folks in my party are getting their dance on... I’m sippin on martini’s getting my drink on, all the while, getting wetter and wetter... Patrons at the spot are feelin lovely... U got folks on stripper poles, folks dancing in cages, and one dude was even fortunate enough to get a straight up lap dance, as the crowd look on... Now as all this is taking place, I’m sitting back sipping, and observing, getting wetter, and wetter... As I felt the juices ooze out, I had no choice but to go downstairs and get my voyeur on...

off to the dungeon we go! Now, what happens at the spot stays at the spot... So I will only focus on some of my activity as to protect the innocent... Lol

so I head downstairs, and low n behold we got a lil activity goin on in the back room! Folks lying on beds and shit, playin in pussy, and lots of ohhhs, aaahhhs, moans, and groans... I had no choice but to watch! As I got comfortable on the corner bed, the rest of my party joined me, and we all enjoyed the vision of lovely on the bed next to us... Her man, or her mans man, I dunno, had achieved a waterfall of a squirt as the crowd looked on... Then off in the other corner I hear all types of moans and groans, low n’ behold there’s a group of people surrounding a very sexy young woman with nipples to die for... For some reason, I kept my eye on her sexy ass... Then off in the distance I hear smack, smack, smack, as I looked thru the crowd, I realized that some dude was taxin his girls pussy, banging it for dear life! Lots of visual stimulation, and I gotta tell ya... I was STIMULATED! With so much goin on, I couldn’t keep my eyes from wandering... All these oohs, and aahs, provided the perfect visuals for the "first-timer" in the group.. Next thing you know, folks are nuttin, and people are being rotated around...

as people are re-grouping, I hear "who’s next"? And suddenly I hear "where’s Teal"? And I’m thinkin, Teal? Hell, that’s my name! Now, lets remember I was there to WATCH, and watch ONLY... But NOOOOOO, folks jus had to get me all caught up in the mix! Hell, I was trynna watch somebody else get taxed, know one was supposed to be watchin me get taxed... Well low n’ behold I heard my name being called, and all the sudden I felt a jolt of energy enter my body, and I quickly rose to the occasion: did I hear my name? Are you looking for me? As I make my way over to the crowded area, I ended up on the bed, ass up, and tits down... Lawd help me! I’m being eaten alive by the chick with the to die for nipples, and I loved it... so ms. thing handled her business and I was a happy camper!

Now... This blog was supposed to be about my strap on experience, and as much as I wanna get into the particulars of my experience, I simply can’t! Bottom-line, what happens at the spot, stays at the spot... But, I will tell you this... Ain’t no lovin like strap on lovin... The shit is AWESOME... To have a sexy ass woman, strapped on, and straight penetrating you as if she was a man is a beautiful thing... And when you add the fact that this chick had a set of awesome ass tear drop nipples I’ve ever seen, made for one helluva experience... Man I was in heaven... Who could ask for anything more? My pussy was being fucked hard as all get out, all the while juicy ass, fat ass nipples at my lips for my mouths enjoyment! All I needed was a stiff ass dick to spit and suck on...

Yes, I had my first strap on experience, and I must say, I LOVED IT, hell, I loved it so much, I sucked that joint like it was made of flesh instead of silicone! And although a strap on will NEVER replace the feel of a living breathing, cumming, pulsating dick, it surely makes for an excellent substitute!

In closing, to my girls, ya’ll know who you are! Thanks for another great experience... For the "first timer", many thanks for driving, your driving the 4-runner, gave me the opportunity to really enjoy the ride home... Oh yes, I broke in my back seat... Ummmhmmmm, I sure did! I got ta feelin all good, thinkin about all that nastiness at TABU, and next thing you know I was in the back seat of my truck, playing with my got damn pussy, next thing you know I had my leg hanging out the window, and my girl in the front seat had her fingers in my pussy (she was good too!)... So to anyone who may have been driving down 695, or was it 895? I dunno, at 3:00 a.m. this mornin who saw a black leather boot stickin out the back window of a silver 4-runner, that was my nasty ass...

innocent fun was had by all!

and now my dear people of 360 and Multiply, I’m going shopping! And not Christmas shopping, but TOY shopping! Hell, my black ass needs a Strap-On... That shit is now mandatory in all girl-on-girl sessions...

"strap it on bitch"....

*wink*

Check it out, and please give me your thoughts! *wink*

...my ass has been on some rant n’ raving, question n’ answer, do the hokey pokey, with my most recent blogs... So I got the thinkin, it’s time to change the "blogmosphere", cute ain’t it? "blogmosphere", thanks Papi, I loved that shit... So here I sit, at 11:27, with some true confessions on my mind!

...aight, let’s talk a lil shit! No pun intended... But yawl know what I mean, a lil grown folk convo, a lil dirty~dirty... Lol, cuz you know how low I like to go when it comes to my blog flow... (that rhymed! ) ...but seriously as you all know I adore a lil anal lovin... For me it’s all about tact, precision, and skill... Do I require some anal lovin with each and every session? No! But, I can appreciate a really good hard ass fuck on occasion, mixed in with some tender anal lovin on the regular, and ummm, fingers and tongues are welcome anytime!

...now I’ve run across a number of blogs discussing anal sex, giving pointers on techniques, and overall likes and dislikes... Hell, I’ve done a few myself... But this one here is a lil different, this one here, is more geared towards the fellas!

...now, before I jump into this topic, let’s first approach this with open minds and remove all negative stigma’s that come with men and anal pleasure...

...I promise not to get to heavy into this blog, it’s merely a lil somethin to provoke some thought... No story to tell this time, just a little curious, about your thoughts, and where your head is...

...cleanse your minds my brotha’s... breathe... relax... now, read!

...so, your woman steps to you and tells you of her deep desire to penetrate you anally... Nothing major, maybe a lil finger, a lil tongue, a lil slip n’ dip!

...fellas, upon hearing this, what crossed your mind? Did you do the traditional "oh hell no", or would you at least consider it for that special one?

...sista’s, what are your thoughts? If your man approached you, on some: babe, I want you to stick your finger in my ass? Would you frown your nose up at his ass, or would you cut that fingernail down and put in some work?

...now, before you comment on this, I only want the grown, sexy, mature, folks responding to this... If your gonna hit me with the "that’s gay" comments then, tell me why it’s gay... And when your telling me why it’s gay, explain to me how it’s not gay that a man gets off on fuckin a woman in the ass, but he wont allow his woman to get off on pleasuring his ass?

...and, if your really bold, tell me if you’d consider actually being strap -on fucked in the ass by your woman?

now, here’s my lil story... I’m dominant by nature, I have never explored my dominant side before... I recently had the chance to explore that by finger fuckin a dude in the ass... Now it’s somethin’ that I’ve always been curious about, but I always had stipulations, you gotta shower, you gotta make sure you smell clean etc... jus’ dumb shit, but my dumb shit... So, I found myself in a moment of lustful touching and feeling, and the question was posed to me, and I obliged! And I swear to you, somethin came over me... It turned me on, and it awakened the dominant bitch in me, in a major way... In short, I fuckin loved it!

so, talk to me folks... share your thoughts!

...what a weekend! Lil man rolled on Friday... And as much as I wanted to hang out, my ass was tired, so I crashed... Saturday was spent runnin the streets, hittin the malls, and preparing for a road trip to N.Y.C. To see the Color Purple! You know how black folks are we gotta get a new outfit for every major outing... I already had the outfit, so I picked up a cute pair of shoes to wear with it...

...side bar: parents, childrens place has a bomb ass sale going on, I racked up for my lil one... 4 pair of shorts and 12 printed t-shirts for $40.00... So peep it out! And for the grown ups, If you like Madden shoes, they also have a sale, oops I’m sorry, it’s Steve Madden, anywho, I got a pair of Madden’s for $39.99 that were reduced from $129.00, so I’m a happy shopper!

...so, while I was out and about, I started brainstorming about my evening... I felt like I needed to be sexually stimulated, and visually inspired... So what better way to do so than by hittin the local swing joint... So I hit my girl Jackie up via text, and asked if she was gonna be at the spot tonite... She hits me back later in the day, and tells me that the hubby is away, but she was open to a girls night out, NO MEN... Needless to say, I was a happy lil camper!...

...we meet at the spot, and I ended up getting there much later than expected, but I got there in enough time to get a drink, and get comfortable... So we’re hanging out on the dance floor, and I’m sittin and people watchin, which is what I always do, as my Jackie and her crew got their dance on... So, she returns from the dance floor, and is ready to go downstairs, and since this is a swing club, and all the "activity" takes place downstairs, I was more than happy to go downstairs!...

...so we get downstairs, and people are pretty much chilling in the lounge area... we head to the back room which is the community fuck room, and as soon as we hit the corner, the heat hit us... So, I’m thinkin folks are in there getting there fuck on! Well, we get in the room, and folks are pretty much chilling, pretty much winding down from there session... Now it was late, so folks are in chill mode, in the mean time, I’m trynna see some suckin and fuckin! So girlfriend and I are sitting there making small talk, basically sitting there ready to make shit happen... She looks over at the swing, and says: Teal, I want you to sit in the swing! And I was look OK! Now, I was nervous as fuck... I’m thinkin lord have mercy if I fall and bust my ass in this club it’s gonna be an embarrassing shitty ass mess...

...so she assists me with gettin in the swing... Ass in place, legs in stirrups, and me scared as hell, and praying to the sex gods that I don’t fall on my ass! ...Jackie’s looking at me in a lustful way, and proceeds to devour my pussy... The motion of her tongue, along with the motion of my body on the swing made for an intense session... The more intense the session got the more the crowd gathered, and oh how I love a crowd! Folks jus staring and I’m loving every minute of it...

...at one point, a young lady comes over, expressing concern for the manner in which I was sittin in the swing... So, she comes over to assist me, as she was also scared I was gonna bust my fat ass! She gets me situated and Jackie continues to eat thru the process... Man, that Jackie is a pussy eating dynamo! I fuckin love her... Our chemistry is so heavy that, no matter how long it has been since the last time we were together, it’s as if, we’re picking up from where we left off... So she’s eating the pussy, stickin fingers in my ass, and the young lady who came over to offer her assistance in placing me in the swing offered her thigh as resting place for my head... She also helped her self to my breasts... Touching, pulling, and tweaking when the opportunity presented herself...

...once girlfriend saw that I was comfortable on the swing, she then stepped away and found a seat on one of the beds to get a better view... My girl Jackie is still down there with her magic tongue making magic happen... Next thing you know here comes couple, a thick chick with her husband... Now, the swing is set up in a little corner, reminiscent of a work cube, so I’m lookin at this couple on some what the fuck are yawl doin ova here? Ain’t NO room for yawl in this corner... Not to mention, there were a ton of beds, around, so why were they there? Well, girlfriend proceeds to pull out her mans dick! OMG, yawl this dick was gorgeous, and it was HUGE, I’m talkin monster dick... So I’m sittin in the swing, head back, Jackie’s workin the pussy overtime, and to the left of my head is the couple... Wifey is there suckin the hell outta this massive ass dick... Man was I turned on! I wanted to suck his dick soooo bad... But I restrained myself as I had some gum in my mouth and was scared to swallow it due to the position of my head.... so I lie back and enjoyed the pleasure that was being given to me orally, and the visual stimulation that was right there in my eye site... Dude from the couple is fixated on my tits, all he wants to do is touch and tease the girls... at first I said no, then I gave in... The thought of multiple people doing things to me, was a major turn on... Man what a nite.... I begin to moan and groan, purr and some more shit... A nut was on its way, then dude tried to kiss me and it was OVA... So, we leave the swing area... Now as soon as I get up, and attempt to get my footing everybody in the room started clapping! Talkin about how beautiful that site was... Shit kinda made me jealous, I could feel the beauty, but only if I could’ve seen the beauty from there standpoint...

...at this point, I’m jive stumbling, I must’ve been on that swing for a good 45 mins... So I needed to sit my ass down and get myself together... I was out of it! Well I sit down... And low n behold, here comes my girl... Ready for more...

Girlfriend, spread my legs, and proceeded to finish what she started... This time with pure determination... See, Jackie knows me... She knows I’m not one to cum quick, but what I love about her, is she will not stop until she get’s that nut... So we’re in the lounge sitting on the couches and she’s feasting on the pussy.. Did I mention that no play is to take place in the lounge area... The employees, were so turned on by the site that they just walked on by... It was just that hot... So folks are starting to gather... Couples would come by on there way to the back room, and just stop and stare at the sight that was before them... Two beautiful women enjoying each other... And the more people that stopped and looked the more turned on I became... oh how I love a crowd! Oh I how I love an audience... Oh how I love puttin on a show... So this one dude, who had introduced himself to my tits on the dance floor... Made his way by the scene, and took a pause for the tit play cause! Man, he was good... Not to many people know how to handle my breast, and he was on point... Suckin, pulling, and grabbing the nipples... Ummmm.... It was simply divine! I could feel myself getting wetter and wetter... Dude walks off, and Jackie raises up to luxuriate in my tits, then the couple walks by, the couple from the back room... She see’s that my pussy is free from Jackie’s lips and she says: brilliance only comes around once in a lifetime, may I please taste you?.... Now, how could I refuse her after making such a statement, and a compliment! So I was happy to oblige her... Girlfriend got her taste, and when she finished she walked away with a big smile... She tells her husband somethin, and all I heard him say was: I told you, now let me taste... She gives him a big sloppy kiss, and when he finished he was like DAYUM... lol... I guess my pussy taste pretty good huh?... But I can’t help but wonder what bad pussy taste like? Is there a such thing as bad tasting pussy? I know, I know another topic, for another blog...

...once girlfriend finished getting her taste, Jackie was back to takin care of the business at hand... folks still gathering makin every attempt to add in my orgasm... A touch here, a feel there, a few dudes even tried to kiss me! Fuck that kissin shit... Now I love to kiss, but ummm, mami no kissy in swing joints! Sorry...

...I was ready to cum, folks were starting to cum outta the back room, who were there when we were there, and were shocked to see that we were still goin at it... In the meantime, folks in the lounge area were on fire with there comments: damn, man her pussy must taste like popeye’s... yo, what is this all you can eat? Man, I was dying inside... I was soooo ready to cum... But once again, I got sidetracked! So finally the room started to clear a little...

...every so often you run across someone who has the same mind set as you... Sexually open, sexually free, and just mad chemistry... For me, it’s all in the eyes... I enjoy intimate eye contact with the right people... Jackie and I have amazing, intense, cut glass eye contact... It’s pure fire! So through out the nite, as she was eating my pussy, we entered into these intense stares, that was nothing more than us connecting sexually... Once the room kinda cleared out... She and I got into one of these intense stares... She’s steady eating my pussy, and I finally was able to let my mind go, and let the net nut go... All while she stared me in the eyes!... Man it was awesome!

...just another nite at TABU, with one part of the dynamic duo! For a sista who had not been touched intimately since mid April, I must say this was a much welcomed and needed soiree... Jackie, you be da bomb! Always have been, always will be... I may drop off the face of the 360 earth, and may not stop by with a regular greeting, but never, ever think you are not thought of!

ps, next time you and I hook up, it will be my pleasure to meet "ALL" of your requests... Jus’ make sure your ready! *smile*

now, I need some dick! Lol...

...one more thing! Last week, I got an disturbing note from someone stating that I was full of myself... My blogs give off an air of my being self centered, and better than everybody else... First and foremost, my blogs are sexual in nature, and the blogs represent a very small part of me the total person! Secondly, maybe I am self-centered, but, it’s MY BLOG! But, let me break one thing down for everyone!

...I Teal, Fresh, ParaMour, DatNaughtyGurl, firmly believe that I have the best fuckin pussy in the whole free damn world! Does that mean that I have the best pussy: HELL NO... But, being confident in my abilites and what I’ve been blessed with is half the battle... Every person on here should share the same air of confidence... If you don’t think your walkin around with some extraordinary shit... Know one else will!