1. Do you like blue cheese? Yup, especially in Ledo’s Steak n’ Blue Cheese Salad…. YUMMO!

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Not that I know of!  NO silly…

3. Do you own a gun? Nope, not unless you consider my vibrator a GUN...

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? Man, u want some Sonic!  Brings back memories of those hot summers in Oklahoma…  Cherry Lime Aid’s are the BOMB!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Only the OB/GYN… not knowing your family medical history will do that to a sista…

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Great on the grill, and not so bad on my George Foreman…

7. Favorite Christmas movie?  Anything none Christmassy…

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? A good cup of coffee, and a glass of ice water…

9. Can you do push ups? Can i?  and a split!  lol

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My tiffany necklace that my daddy gave me, that I rarely take off… makes me feel like he’s with me!

12. Favorite hobby? Masturbating….  

14. Do you have A.D.D? On Monday, Wednesdays, and Sundays!

15. What's one trait you hate about yourself? That I won’t take life changing risks…

16. Middle name? Ellen… shut up!

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? Money, Sleep, and MORE Money…

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? A painting to match my NEW stools…   A Ledo’s Deluxe with Bacon, and Gas for the gas guzzler…

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, Coke, and Passion Tea Lemonade w/ 12 pumps!

20. Current worry? Replenishing the 401k, which I butchered in order to survive last year…

21. Current hate right now? My growing condo fees…

22. Favorite place to be? Ocean City

23. How did you bring in the New Year? With my baby!  It was actually the best New Years ever… he said:  “Happy Birthday Mommy”!   

24. Where would you like to go? A trip to the Caymans or Barbados would be nice…

25. Name four people who will complete this? Friends, foes, associates, and wannabe lovers…

26. Do you own slippers? Yup!  Do I wear them? No!

27. What shirt are you wearing? An Ed Hardy wife beater…

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? So 70’s!  hot ass tacky ass shit…  give me some high thread count, and I’m happy…  THAT’S LUXURY…

29. Can you whistle? Nope! 

30. Favorite color? Orange is my signature color, and Chocolate brown is the favorite…

31. Would you be a pirate? Nope…

32. What songs do you sing in the shower? I’m too busy trynna figure out my damn life while I’m in the shower!

33. Favorite girl's name? Darcy, Dakota, and Dallas…

34. Favorite boy's name? Malcolm

35. What's in your pocket right now? My Lord n’ Taylor ID

36. Last thing that made you laugh? A customer at Lord n’ Taylor, ragging on how awful she looked in the dress she was trying on!  Better her than me, right?

37. What kind of sheets did you have on your bed as a child? Not sure, but knowing my momma, they were NICE!  She NEVER slacked on bed linens… actually she never slacked, or slacks on ANYTHING!

38. Your worst injury you've ever had? My damn bone spurred big toe!  Thank God for anti-inflammatory’s!

39. Do you love where you live? I loved it when I first got it, it was my own lil museum, but 8 years and 1 kid later, I’m not feelin it…  but, it’s MINE, the LTV is extra LOW, and I’m in MAJOR redecorating mode…  it’s on the path to architectural design!  Lol, at least in MY head… 

40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 6, two are BROKE!  I got some Sanford n Son shit goin on in the bedroom (thanks Witchy Poo!)  soon to change!

41. Who is your loudest friend? Lol…  Witchy Poo…  oh and Syl when her ass is DRUNK!

42. How many dogs do you have? MANY!  Oh, we’re talking pets, NOT men…  oops!  NONE…

43. Does someone have a crush on you? I dunno know!  A few have expressed interest in A Love, but few have expressed interest in TEAL…

46. What is your favorite candy? Mr. Goodbar

47. Favorite Sports Team? Team Tittie!  Monique and Unique…

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? I’m goin down!  Lol, I really haven’t thought about it…  

4. What were you doing at 12 a.m? I was WIDE awake… NOT GOOD! 

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?  Another day, that I’m closer to meeting my summer financial goals!  Yo, a bitch is GRINDING and on a FUCKIN mission…  I got folks in shock ova me and this part-time gig…  Thank You Jesus, I FINALLY woke up, and realized that money is not ALWAYS meant to be SPENT…  lol

Nighty~Night!

Hi, my name is: Ms. Teal

But you can call me: Ms Teal! 

Never in my life have I: been gang banged!  

The one person who can drive me nuts is: there are several people that drive me nuts, and to protect theit feelings, I shall not reveal who they are! 

My high school is: I.C.A. Immaculate Conception Academy for Girls class of ‘85

When I'm nervous: I eat like a pig and smoke like a chimney

The last song I listened to was: Some Mix shit by Wonder Twinz on AOL Radio

If I were to get married right now it would be to: Hell, YOU tell ME!  I’d marry the fictional man that I dreamed up and fuck nightly..  he's good as hell too...  nasty fucker!

My hair is: slicked back in my signature bun, that I am SICK of!

When I was 4: I was a happy lil bitch!  Mom and Dad were still together, and I was living the LIFE…  Yup, those were the good ole’ days

Last Christmas: Was a pretty cool Christmas, I slept all day and ate all night! (thanks T, although we NO longer speak)

I should be: eating lunch, and working

When I look down I see: the prettiest feet in the sexiest shoe… so i'm biased!  but dammit, i got some pretty fat, flintstone feets...

The happiest recent event was: hanging out at the beach with my lil man!

If I were a character on 'Friends' : They would have to create a sitcom based on my character alone!

By this time next year: I should see light, rainbows, and some mo’ shit at the end of this damn tunnel.

My current gripe is: Folks who continue to make fucked up decisions knowing damn well it’s a FUCKED UP decision, and then they expect you to be understanding…  jello, I TRIED TO TELL YA!

I have a hard time understanding: why I hold my pee so damn long!  Man, imma need some damn depends! 

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: My momma!

I want to buy: A new vehicle… 

Where do you plan to visit : That’s a good question – a sista will be revisting Ocean City… SOON!

If you spent the night at my house: I don’t do overnights!  HA

The world could do without: negative, judgmental, weak ass people..

Most recent thing I've bought myself: well, I got the cutest lil dress at Marshalls last evening, and I got some shoes…

Most recent thing someone else bought me: *scratching my head* oh, my mom got me some cute lil tops and dresses while I was visting…

My middle name is: Ellen

In the morning I:  Wish I could turn back over and go back to sleep!

Last night I was: getting lil man ready for his trip to Texas!  And then, I got TWISTED, and then I played in my twat…

There's this girl I know who: got this man, that got this other girl, that got this thing goin on…  (jus kiddin)

If I was an animal I'd be a: Meer Kat

A better name for me would be:  Dakota or Dallas

Tomorrow I am: Going to work

Tonight I am: Going to get LAID

My birthday is: 04/09/1967

You got this from: LeTonya

1. Honestly, where are you now?   In my damn bed... Wonderin why I’m not sleep or at least touchin myself...

2. Honestly, have you ever failed a subject in high school?  Nope, not a one! Wooohoo for me...

3. Honestly, what's on your mind?  Lil man... He’s not feeling very well, and missing school is out of the question...

4. Honestly, what is it that you really should be doing right now?  I should be prepping for tomorrow... Ironing clothes for John and myself!

5. Honestly, have you brushed your teeth today? umm, YES!

6. Honestly, who are your best friends in the world?  there’s best friends, and there’s good friends... One of my bestest freinds is my ace, John.

7. Honestly, who is the hottest person you know? Hmmmm, that’s easy... ME! Lol seriously I need to give this some thought

8. Honestly, are you a good friend? I think so... But only my friends cangive you a true answer...

9. Honestly, do you think school is important?  Very much so... I believe that higher education isn’t for everyone, however I also believe that college isn’t your "thing" then a trade needs to be your thing... better yet, a plan that will allow you to be self sufficent!

10. Honestly, what are your dreams mostly about?  I dream of better days! It usta be love, now it’s more about stability... I dream about my sons future...

11. Honestly, who/what makes you happy most of the time? My son... my fantasies, reminisicing about the good ole days! Mostly my son, the sit he says could brighten any day

12. Honestly, what hobbies do you have?  Well, riding public transportation has allowed me to embrace reading again... Mastubating, sleeping, eating, dreaming, living, laughing, loving, and embracing new ideals

13. Honestly, what song are you listening to? A lipton green ice tea commercial... none really

14. Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment? Wow! If I could make it happen it would be my dad, and Jackie, but they are no longer with us! Maybe they’ll appear in tonights dream...

15. Honestly, do you have a deadly condition? My tongue can be deadl, but only when I’ve been pushed...

16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now? Hate, no... hate is a strong word! Dislike? Yes, I dislike several people

17. Honestly, who/what do you wanna hug right now? My mom... I could use a hug from my momma right about now!

18. Honestly, are you bored? No, not really... More like relaxed!

19. Honestly, who do you wanna slap right now? I refuse to go there! Lol

22. Honestly, are u single? Ummmm yes! And for the first time in a long ass time, I’m not sad about it!

23. Honestly, why did ya last relationship fail? Lol... Read the last blog, he was married! But for real, the one prior to that was due to us growing apart

This survey has been "blog jacked" ... you know how we do! We borrow it from somebody who borrows it from somebody, who borrowed it from somebody who borrowed it from someone else! Now I originally saw it on Honey’s page, then I peeped it on Silky’s page, and a few hours later I saw it on Q’s page, and it was at that very moment, I decided I was ready to put my ‘twist" on the survey... So here goes nothin... But really, it is somethin...

1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed, again? Wouldn’t I...

2. Have you told anyone you'd marry them? Of course, haven’t you?

3. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt? Hasn’t everyone?

4. Have you ever made a b/f g/f cry? Not my proudest moment... But, yes.

5. Are you happier single or in a relationship
would love to be in a relationship, but, I’ve also gotten use to being single. (How sad!)

6. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? Haven’t we all?... Yes.

7. Have you ever had your heart broken? Of course, and I can only hope I won’t experience it again...

8. Have you ever broken someone else's heart? Hmmmmm.... I really don’t know!

9. Talk to any of your exs? Yes...

10. If you could go back in time and change things would you? Yes indeed! But you can’t... Live and learn huh?

11. Do you think you’re a good person? Of course! But there’s room for improvement, I’m human

12. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Yes and no! Depends on the infraction....

13. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?.. Yes, and I fucked them, more than once, and I regretted it! Hey, I was young.

14. Like anyone right now? Hmmmm, that’s a hard one! Yes, and no.. leaning towards no.

16. Does that person like you back? Hmmm... I have to ask them! ..probably

17. What are you going to do tonight? Smoke a joint, play in my pussy, and sleep like a baby! (It’s finally raining!)

18. How do you feel right now? Relaxed, and stressed all rolled into 1..

19. Have you ever thought you were going to marry the person you were with? Gotta find that "person" first!.

20. Have you ever been cheated on? Yup. A hurtful thing when your as open minded as me! Bring her home dammit...

Repost this as "The Hurt Survey"