First and foremost my ass has been horny as hell…  FOI (the Muslim Ex) came in town, and we spent Wednesday and Thursday evening at The Ritz doing what we do… talking shit, eaten good ass food, and drink some good ass liquor!  The deal with FOI is that he’s a big buff, beautiful dude, with the body of a Greek God, and I get off on just being around him!  Not to mention he has a mean ass tongue, and a mighty dick…  lol  FOI and I have known each other for over 15 years, we were a couple for about 3 of those years, and he was really “my one”, but like a lot of men, he really didn’t know how to deal with his feelings for me, and the relationship slowly died when he admitted that he loved me…  and as with most of my ex boyfriends we maintained a close relationship…  although he moved back home to Houston, whenever he’s in town which is several times a year, we hook up…  now, before I hook up with him, I always have to inquire about the “type” of visit…  you see FOI has always told me that I “suck the life out of him”, and most of our visits consist of us talking shit with the band members (he’s head of security for Frankie B and Maze), and drinking…   but this time was different, when he called to tell me he was in town, and he wanted to spend some time with me, I asked him: what kind of visit will this be?  See, I need to know what mindset should I be in prior to getting there… if I know out the gate we ain’t fuckin then I’m good...  but if I get to him, and I’m horny and all he wants to do is snuggle, my ass is pissed… this time, he didn’t respond… he simply told me to: get my ass to Georgetown… and I told him: I’m on my way…  So, we meet, we greet, I hang out with the crew and we then check out the new tour bus, which was the bomb, and I attempted to break it in, but someone beat us to it, and was in the mix as we walked in (damn groupies)… we take it to the room, and dude gave up the goodies, and I once again SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF HIM….  Maybe I FUCKED the life outta him, either way, nukka was humming when it was ova!  Lol

Now, that was both Wednesday and Thursday evening… the problem with good dick, is you want better dick…  I woke up on the fourth hungry for some dick, but I really didn’t want to be bothered…  So, I got pleasure from my toys and went on about my plans for the 4^th…  the whole time I’m chilling I’m thinking about how got damn wet my pussy was….  And that was the beginning of my “mission possible”! 

Saturday I was supposed to start training at the new gig…  I get there and the trainer has called in sick… due to the fact that my ass had a major hangover (thanks K, and Sisters!)  I was happy to carry my happy black ass home…  but I still had one big problem, I was still HORNY…  see the issue with getting good dick is you want more, all the damn time…  so I had an itch that needed to be scratched, BAD!  But first, I needed to sleep off my hangover, and get some much needed rest…

I woke up around 3, and I immediately starting calling folks… mainly dudes I have yet to fuck, but wanna fuck, but never got around to fucking… see, I’m a freak, but I’m a selective, conservative moody ass freak… my true freakdom doesn’t start to flourish until John leaves for the summer, and John “officially”  left this morning and the freak officially woke up after my mid afternoon nap…  lol

So I’m making calls and no one answers… after while folks start calling me back, they are no where in the area, there at the beach, or at family reunions, all types of shit… basically unavailable… one dude was so happy I finally called he offered to cut his beach weekend short by two days just to serve a sista up lovely…  I told him to chill, and enjoy, and I would catch him in the weeks to come…   now, I’ve exhausted all my resources, and I’m still HORNY! 

And somehow, some way, I ended up on Fling.Com.  Now, I’ve been on fling for a minute… it’s a cool sex sight, that I visit for a good laugh…  I’ve met a few dudes on fling, mainly for drinks, and a lil explicit conversation, but no sex… yesterday it was about the sex…  I logged on and just waited… within 15mins, I had well over 40 messages, and I began to weed thru them, tossing out the bad apples…  I narrowed it down to 4 prospects, which soon became 2…  one dude I was kind of interested in, but he was young (26), and young dudes don’t know how to savor good pussy, they wanna run up in it, and then repeat the process 10 mins later..  Which is fine on occasion, but I wanted a good session… after listening to the youngin go on and on about his tool, I decided he was NOT the one… so, I focus on prospect number 2, we’ll call him “O” aka Mr. Fatty…

So, “O”, and I had some really good conversation via chat, we didn’t once talk about sex, and I liked that…  the quickest way to get my attention via the net is to NOT go into sex on the initial conversation…  we chatted, and then we spoke over the phone…  I told him that I was trynna get out the house and he said he wanted to cuddle, and taste me…  so we arrange to meet…  he gets a room, and some drinky~drinky, and I agree to meet him there…

I get to the spot, and we greeted with a hug, and then we sat and talked and drank for several hours… we decided we were hungry, and he ordered a pizza, as he ordered the pizza the FUN began…  I’m lying across the bed, and dude starts straight eating my ass out… man it was good!  He was fucking the hell outta my ass with his tongue, I’m steady gyrating, and he begins to finger fuck my ass all the while talking to the domino pizza man!  It was nice nasty clean innocent fun…  after he gets off the phone, he flips me ova and starts to straight fuck my ass hole with his tongue, thrusting it in and out, all the while finger fuckin my pussy… 

Suddenly, he’s like; let’s make a video…  hmmmm, now that sounds like a plan!  I haven’t made a video in some time, and although I don’t know this dude from Adams house cat, I decided to go for it, plus I know how to position myself, so that my face isn’t showing…  he hooks up the laptop, brings it closer, to the bed, and I start suckin the hell outta his dick….  Oh my goodness y’all his dick wasn’t the longest dick, but oh my goodness that joint was FAT TA DEATH!  Man I started, suckin, and spitting, and slapping my face with a that fat piece of meat, and my ass was in heaven…   he then throws me across the bed, and begins to eat this pussy real good… dude starting humming, and shit, had the clit vibrating, and outta nowhere, a bitch was straight nuttin, all ova the place… and then came the knock at the door!  This dude had a great personality… he jumps up, off the pussy and yells, PIZZA MAN… throws on his boxer briefs, and gets the pizza… 

We pause for the pizza eating cause, and take a moment to enjoy our movie!  Man, I gotta tell ya, we made one helluva video… lawd help me!  So, we finish eating, and dude proceeded to eat my pussy…   he ate for what seemed like hours, constantly telling me how good I taste, how wet I am, and how good it smells…  dude was eating the pussy, like he was a freed hostage!   And I loved every minute of it… but dammit, I wanted that fat dick!  So I bust one off, and suck his dick, until he bust one off, he nuts on the girls, and I give him a few moments to gather him self…  just enough time to get the juices flowing in Mr. Fatty…

We both take a cat nap, and next thing I know dude is eating me from behind, and I’m wide awake…   I toot my ass up, and raises up, and dude slid Mr. Fatty in Ms Wet~Wet, and Ms Wet~Wet was WET!  Whew damn was she wet…  now Ms Wet~Wet loves getting it from the back, doggy style…  you see, Ms Wet~Wet likes to buck when she fucks, and lawd help me, what she do that for?  Lawd y’all, I did that, and dude was GONE…  I started fucking that dick, and dude started slapping that ass real HARD, I took a hand and started tweaking these nipples, and before you know it, Mr. Fatty, and Ms Wet~Wet, were throbbing and cumming at the same damn time!  I hadn’t experienced a nut in unison in some time…  

A great night was had by all, and I must say my ass musta been mad fuckin horny, cuz mami don’t cum for everyone…  

So here I sit on a Sunday afternoon, pussy throbbing as I write this, thinking about, how I can get more dick, in Ms Wet~Wet…  and until I figure that out, I’ll play in it!  Lol

Hope you guys had a great Holiday Weekend…  I must say my weekend was great, I spent time with good friends, saw my daughter and grandson, and took great pleasure in creating my own fireworks, and at this point, I’m trynna figure out how I can create a few more!

Have a great week, babies…

The phone rings, and it’s an California number... Not one I’m familiar with, but I had a feeling it was him...

So I answer quickly...

Hello?

What are you doing?

Washing my hair...

What would you like to be doing?

Hmmm, I’d like to be fucking.... But you know how that goes!

And where’s lil man?

Knocked the fucked out, dreamin about ‘The hulk’...

And what are you dreamin about?

Hmmm, I’m dreamin about the "The Hulk" fuckin me...

Can I make that dream come true?

Well, that’s gonna be kinda hard considering I am here, and you are wherever... possibly east coast, most likely west coast...

What if I told you I was in the tri-state area? Would you let me come ova, and take advantage of you?

Only if you let me tie up my tits, and put on a show for you?

What’s the address again?

7611...

Can you meet me downstairs? I know how much you love to fuck in limos, and this time I’m in the stretch hummer...

damn baby, I got lil man, I can’t leave him...

How about you come down for 5 mins... Tell him your taking out the trash...

Hmmm, that may work... He is sleep, and I’m feelin like trash!

Ok, I’ll be there in 35 mins.. I’ll hit you when I get outside... So, come downstairs, I wanna so those tits nicely tied up, and Teal, bring a candle... And didn’t you say your washing your hair? Well blow dry it, and keep it wild!

Oh shit, candles, and wild hair... WTF?

So, he calls me, and I come downstairs... I had my tits, nicely bound in my favorite twine... I had a big linen shirt, and some boy shorts... He met me by the loading dock.. A big black stretch limo.. Waiting for me to do what I do...

I get in, and he says: damn you look good! And you gained weight, I LOVE IT... You look edible, but your always edible... Are you wet? YES... Are you horny? OF COURSE... Show me your tits?

I unbuttoned my linen top, and all he saw was a mass of tits, tightly bounds with very erect nipples... HE LOVED IT... And I loved showing it to him... He began to bite and suck on my tits, and then asked if I had the candle, I told him yes... I gave him the candle, and he slid it between my tits...

He wanted to light the candle, but no fire... He calls for the driver, and the driver responds, do you have a lighter? Yes sir I do... But, sir you have a lighter, right there on the console, he said: I WANT YOUR LIGHTER...

low and behold the driver rolled the window down, and the driver was a she! A beautiful young lil thang, with long pretty hair... I wanted to feel her hair on my tits... As she gave him the lighter, I told him, I want her! I want her back here with us... She smiled... She wanted me too! Lol

he told her to come to the back... She came... Omg, she was soooo fuckin pretty she made my pussy swell even more... She looked at my titties, and began to straddle me, she said, I have never seen a vision as lovely as your titties... May I touch?

I told her she could do whatever she wanted... She licked, she sucked, she groped... In the meantime, my friend sat there in amazement... A vision of lovely was before him... She caressed my tits, and she began to kiss me... she whispered in my ear: He told me you were special, and he didn’t lie... She asked if she could wax my nipples... I told her yes... As she lit the candle, and she began to spit on my nipples, and then drop the candle wax... OMG, it was sooo Fuckin hot, and sooooo got damn sexy... I wanted to cum, soooo bad... This is the kinda shit dreams are made of, shit like this, doesn’t really happen! But tonite it’s happening to me...

As she coated my nipples, I could feel him playing with my pussy... To his amazement I was NOT shaved... He was delighted... Island men like a lil hair! Truth be told had he given me enough time, my pussy woulda been butter ball naked, but maybe that’s why he didn’t give me anytime... This man loves a musty woman, not funky, just natural, from the natural smell of her pussy to the natural state of he pussy hairs...

He stuck his fingers in my pussy.. And I told him, I gotta get upstairs, lil man is up there by himself... We gotta stop... He said ok, but first let her have you... she is dying to taste you... I’ve been telling her about you for the past 2 days ! (I’m thinkin you ass has been here for two damn days, and your just calling me... Bastard)

she stops with my tits, and begins to eat my pussy... He started fuckin with her, asking her all types of questions: what she taste like, bitch? She said it taste like mangos! And I said, no, it taste like peaches... He shuts me up by sticking his finger in my mouth... He goes back to her, and tell her; lick her ass... Is her ass clean? Does it taste fresh? Yes, her ass taste better than her pussy... She begins to fuck my ass with her finger, all the while fuckin my pussy with her tongue... I can feel her body spasm... She was about to come... He began to suck and bite on my nipples, and I began to fuck her face... She came, and she squirted, her legs were soakin wet...

she got up, and went to her duties as limo driver... He grabs me, and buttons me up... We get out of the limo, and proceed thru the side door... I’m walking in front of him... I push the button for the elevator, and he tells me that he wants to put on a show for security... I tell him that security is no longer in the building... We get on the elevator, and I proceeded to get on my knees, unzip his pants, and suck his dick, and what a pretty dick he had...

as I sucked his dick, he began to tell me about my blogs... He told me, that it’s his goal to fulfill some of my desires, it’s his goal to take me where others are scared to travel, it’s his goal to leave me with lasting impressions... It’s his goal to make me want him, even when he’s countries away... He forced his dick down my throat... I coughed and I gagged, and I took it like the true slut I am... And he rewarded me for another job well done...

as I’m deep throating his dick, he beings to tell me; this is why I come back... You bring me back... You sprit calls me, and your pussy wills me... I make every effort to come to the DMV and NOT see you, but then, I pass our restaurant and I think of you... I hook up with the boys, and they ask, where is Teal? And then I know, I can’t leave here without tasting you... I can’t leave here without the feel of your hot, wet, pussy on my dick... I can’t leave here without the sight of your tits to hold me over until the next time... I had to see you, I had to do you... I needed to be buried inside of you...

And as usual, I looked at him, and said: then take me now.....

What I say that for? After three cycles of going up and down, we finally got off the elevator, and made it to my door... I checked on John, and luckily he was still dreamin...

I stepped into the living room, and he wasn’t there... He was on the balcony... He was sitting there smoking a cigar, and sipping his flask... He said;

ride me Teal...

I said, how hard....

He said, as hard as you can take it...

But be ready Ms Teal... Once I finish this cigar, and you finish riding me, I will be ready to break ya back, ya head board, and ya arms and legs.... Be ready Ms Teal, we got 2 years to make up for...

I rode him... I sat on his lap, and I rode him... I started out real slow, and steady.... I told him that I needed his hands on my nipples, I needed him to squeeze my nipples, make me beg you to stop...

His reply was short and sweet: I’m making request... NOT, you... And I’m thinking, OK, that’s how we’re gonna play... So I stopped! I always get what I want...

I proceeded to the back... And he followed... And he was pissed... That dick was nice and hard, and I stopped, in the midst of his smoking his cigar... That was a big NO-NO... Oh well, I’m sure he’ll fuck me good and hard for stopping his flow...

And boy was I right...

Dude threw me on the floor in the spare bedroom, and proceeded to fuck me like he was robbing my house and I was the unexpected homeowner... He had me squirming, screaming, cumming and crying... He spanked me with a belt, he tortured my tits with my paint stick, and he called me every dirty lil name that comes to mind, and when it was all said and done, I was battered and bruised, and happy to share my pussy with such a worthy contender... We laid on the floor, and we chatted for a good hour, he told me about his latest business venture, and I told him about my lessons in humility... we reminisced about previous soiree’s and I asked about the driver... He told me that she was here the last time he stopped by, and asked for every detail of our tryst, he said he told her, and as she drove him, she was masturbating on the ride to the hotel... He said that when she picked him up from the airports he asked if he would be seeing "Takoma Park", and he said he didn’t think so...

needless to say, fun was had by all... After one final romp, in the bed... He called me at 3 in the morning so I could listen to the driver suck my juices off his dick... When she finished, he gave her the phone and she asked if I would tie up her titties? And I said: your place or mine! I love girls who like to play my way... Lol

What a night... Lovin so good, a sista had to call in sick!

I have had the pleasure of experiencing many, many things... But last nite, I found myself on the receiving end of a strap on... And boy did it feel good!

...i love to tease a mutha fucka... Especially when they know it’s a tease and respect’s the boundaries... So, my functioning addict (both crack, and liquor), looks good as a mutha fucka ex boyfriend comes ova... I see him probably once a year, and we’ve probably been broke up for 8 maybe 9 years, and I haven’t seen him in about 2 years, so it was about time for visit from Dennis... He’s fucked up, high as shit, and lookin like "joe corporate" from "k" street... Any who, we’re on the balcony talkin, and I’m smokin a cigarette, catchin up on the life of a ‘functioning addict’... Out of no where he asked me if I still play with my pussy on the balcony?... " I told him not as much"... Next thing you know, he was like, "I sure would like to see what you used to do when you played with your pussy out here"... And I was like, "well, lil man is up, and I don’t roll like that when he’s awake"... Then I started to think about that shit!... I’m always fantasizing about someone watching me, or seeing me from a distance as I play with my pussy on the balcony, and here’s my chance... FUCK THAT!!!.... Take it bitch, take it!

...I tend to keep the kitty as smooth as a babies bootie... A few weeks ago, I was goin thru my weekly shaving process and I guess I wasn’t paying attention, cuz I sista has really fucked up the pubic area... It started with some major razor burn, which turned into my pickin and scratchin, and I even went as far as to pull out the tweezers, and I started tweezing... Things are on a slow heal, and in the meantime I’m goin crazy cuz now I got a lil bush, and with the bush comes sweat, with the sweat comes funk, and lawd know’s I can’t stand a musty pussy! So my days have been spent washing my snatch as if I’ve been victimized... every time I come into the house I’m runnin into the bathroom washing the coochie, funny thing is that there isn’t much hair there cuz it’s growin slow as hell, and it really doesn’t smell, but I’m self conscious, and don’t wanna be in a situation where I cross the legs, and poof, there it is, the smell of stank pussy! Oh hell nawl...

...so now that I’ve given you a little history, I can now tell you how my lil shaving mishap has opened the door to a past pleasure... When I was a lil girl I used to be fascinated with lookin at my pussy, I would sneak my mirror into my bed with a flash light, and marvel at the site of my damn pussy... Fast forward to the otha nite... I was pickin the pubic hair, and trynna pull out this one hair that was driving me crazy, for whatever reason I couldn’t get the proper angle, so I pulled out my trusty make up mirror... So, I’m up close and personal with my pubic hair, lookin at the crazy patterns of hair growth, and the ugliness I created with all the scratching, tweezing, and picking, and low n’ behold I shift my body, and there it was, a vision pretty in pink: my pussy! Lawd yawl, I was never so turned on by the site of my own damn pussy, but that joint was lookin good, real good! I imagine all pussies are pretty, and all are pink but to look at your own and to be able to admire it in the manner that I was admiring my pussy was validating to say the least... *smile*

...here I sit, legs spread open, and mirror in place. What a site... At first I just looked at it, admired it, and saw what others saw as they were buried deep in my pretty lil pussy (well, maybe I’m exaggerating, pretty “fat” pussy) in observing my pussy I realized that it was a pretty ass pussy... I started contracting my muscles, watching my pussy open and close, and then the flood gates released, next thing you know all my creamy juices started to form a puddle... damn yawl, what a turn on that was...

...of course in enjoying this vision, I was instantly in HEAT, major heat! I wanted to see what it looked like to have something sliding in and out of it... I began to play with it, allowing my fingers to travel in my hot, wet, sticky, canal... One finger at a time, gradually placing all my fingers in my pretty pink pussy.... (Yummo, damn Rachel Ray!, YUMMO!) I remember a breeze comin thru the window allowing the scent to fill the air, which turned my horny ass on even more... My mind began to wonder, and I figured it was time to pull out the artillery... I pulled my sticky wet fingers outta my pussy only to lick them dry then, I became fascinated with the taste of my pussy! It’s funny, I play in the pussy on the regular, I taste myself on the regular, but lookin at myself in such an up close and personal way added to my pleasure....

...I proceeded to my toy chest, and grabbed my stash! I started out with the little guns and worked my way up to the big guns... I started with a short lil g-spot toy, I watched as I slid it in and out, amazed at how the juices continued to flow... Then I advanced to a bigger toy, and once again watched how the juices collected, this time was different though, when I pulled out the bigger toy, I noticed how my pussy expanded and how I could see further inside... Lawd yawl, I have never been so fixated on my pussy before, this was an awesome journey, one that I suggest that all women take, pull out a mirror and revel in the beauty of your pretty pussy! see what they see when their luxuriating in depth of your pussy... You know how I think:, if you don’t think you have the prettiest bestest pussy in the world, know one else will think it! if you got sexual confidence, then trust and believe the rest is pure gravy babies... *wink*

...I went on to explore more toys, seeing just how wet I could get, and just how much it could expand... At this point, I was close to orgasm, but I wanted it to be an explosive nut, and unfortunately only I can get me to that level, many have tried, most have failed! I positioned my mirror on the night stand, and then got on my knees and proceeded to fuck myself with the largest vibrator I had, allowing me to bounce up and down on the vibrator (close your eyes, and visualize!), I let my mind go to that kinky, erotic, deviant place, and I proceeded to move up and down on the vibrator I had my window open and my blinds were open, I imagined my neighbors watching me, which added to my excitement... As I gyrated I noticed my clit getting fatter and fatter, and at that moment, I realized that I had given my pretty pink pussy so much attention, while forgetting my salmon colored clit (lol)! I had no choice but to stop what I was doing and show my clit some well deserved love... I propped the pillows, allowing me to change positions, I spit shined my fingers, and began to massage my clit with my well lubricated finger tips, I massaged, and massaged, and I pinched and I played, and finally I came! The moment I was waiting for had finally come, as I felt the nut comin, I spread my legs even further, and I was then able to see my pussy in action, I came, I came hard, the pussy walls began to contract, and the juices began to flow, not a squirt... just a good ole creamy producing nut! Oh to see the contraction of my pussy walls, ummmmm, stimulating to say the least... *wink*

...I laid there after the fact and fell in love with my pussy! Now, I am more than confident in my sexual abilities but to see the beauty of it up close and personal , confirmed what I already knew! I got some good ass, wet ass, pretty in pink ass pussy!... Lol, I got issues!

...moral of the blog: embrace yourself, embrace your greatness, love it, touch it, feel it, and nurture it, in doing this, it will help you to help him or her to believe in the power of what lies beneath... *chuckle* and umm, by the way, the pubic area is lookin much nicer, after a mini afro I am happy to report that I have successfully shaven with no issues what so ever! Lesson learned, don’t shave with regular soap, and make sure your blade is squeaky clean!

..lovin me some me, and missin me some 360!

ps., the laptop is being repaired, and i will be back in full effect by the weekend!

I imagined you watchin me...

Cheering me along, all the while wishin you were in my pussy...

But, I made you watch, in the hopes your dick would grow...

Bigger, stronger, harder and longer...

I made you watch, as I fondled my tits...

And later clothes pinned them down...

I made you watch as I licked my nipples...

And slowly tortured them, all the while torturing you...

I twisted the clothes pin, until the milk squirted out...

I made you watch as the milk shot across the room...

You wanted to taste, but I stopped you...

I played with the milk as it dripped down my tits...

Leaving milk droppings all over my juicy tits...

I mad you watch, as I penetrated my pussy with my milk covered fingers...

I needed visuals, and ordered you to turn on a movie...

As the movie came on, I noticed an unfamiliar scene...

His dick was soo big...

But yet, she was soo small...

With each stroke she squirmed and screamed...

But, she continued to take his massive dick...

As I watched him, fuck her...

I imagined him fuckin me... takin me, raping me...

Forcing his big dick inside me...

The thought of it sends my thoughts into overdrive...

I imagined him forcing his way into my home...

And demanding that I suck his dick...

Every inch of his big fat dick....

I spit on his dick, makin it shine...

I sucked it extra slow, allowing my tongue to trace every vein...

I traced the tip of his dick with my tongue...

Paying extra attention to the slit of his dick...

Penetrating his slit with my tongue...

I slapped my face with his dick...

He slapped my face with his hand...

How dare I stop suckin... Only if he knew, I needed to feel the massive meat against my face...

I wanted to smell the mixture of his pre-cum and my spit on his dick...

He then threw me against the floor and stripped me of my clothes...

He then told me to ride him, ride him hard and fast...

As I imagined myself riding him...

I realized that I needed more...

I needed to be pleasured...

I needed something big and plentiful to fill my pussy...

I turned off my fantasy... And turned on you, my willing audience...

I ordered you to find something, anything to place in my pussy...

Anything but your dick...

You decided on my bottle of lube, you remembered how much I love the feel of it...

I placed it in my pussy, and continued with my fantasy...

As the bottle of lube was firmly placed in my pussy...

I continued to torture my tits...

Twisting and turning the clothes pins..

Sending jolts of pleasure thru my body...

You asked if there was somethin you could do to assist me...

And I told you NO, sit back and watch...

This is my moment, my moment that I am sharing with you...

So sit and watch, or you will be asked to leave...

This is my moment, my moment to cum in the manner in which I deserve to cum...

All you can do is watch, don’t disturb me, or I will show you the door...

Once he got the message, and understood the message, I went back to my movie...

The big dick man, flipped her over, and was about to enter to her ass...

The thought of him placing his big dick in her tight ass...

Turned me on... it made me want to be her...

I wanted it to by my ass he was penetrating, and torturing....

I wanted it to be me he was reducing to tears ...

I wanted it to be me he was fuckin in the ass...

I told my audience it was time for him to assist me...

I advised him to approach me, but only if his dick was hard and ready for me...

Not that, half ass hard, that rock hard...

He approached me with hard dick in hand...

How can I please you mami? How can my dick serve you today?

I told him to lay down... So that I could sit on his dick...

I ordered him to stick his middle finger in my ass...

I ordered him to circle my asshole with his finger...

Once he finished, and my ass was wet...

I sat my asshole on his dick...

All the while maintaining the bottle lube in my pussy...

I began to grind his dick, allowing it to travel further in my ass...

His dick firmly nestled in my ass, I began to feel it penetrating the lube...

His dick began to throb, my pussy began to gush...

And it was then, and only then I could feel the rush of his nut...

I raised myself up, allowing his cum to drip...

I pushed out the bottle of lube, and the flood gates opened...

Imagine that...

Note to my peeps: I am by NO means a writer, or a poet... I am simply a girl with a story to tell... telling my own personal true story, and with your continued encouragement, I will continue to share my stories, and hopefully the day will come that I can share my story on a grander scale... only time will tell... Many thanks to those of you who cheer me on via private message, I hear you loud and clear, and it is those cheers that keep the blog alive!

*wink*

...who says you can only praise the lord on Sunday? Sunday is as we all know, “The Lord’s Day”, the day we give praise to the heavenly father above and ask for clarity, and serenity for the upcoming week... It was my intention to go to church this past Sunday, however, my partner in crime decided that the first Sunday was not a good day to attend her church as it was crowded and not the normal order of service... So, I took some time to reflect on my life, love, and my future... I took time to reflect on this journey I call my life, and I took time to reflect on the things I’d like to change in regards to my parenting style... It was a good Sunday mornin, the makings of a perfect day... Then I got a call, and that call would be the icing on the cake on my being praised...

...Ring, ring, ring... Hmmm, it’s the cell phone, and it’s the “signature” ring from some signature dick... “The voice” on the other end says: finally I’m free, where are you? I’m comin over... I said: well, I’m downtown, takin care of some family business, where are you? And the voice on the other end said: well, I was on my way to your house, but since your not there, I’ll stay on my side of town... With that one statement, I had an decision to make, I could either discontinue my family time, and go home and get praised, or I could sit my ass still, and continue with the business at hand... Since it wasn’t pressing business, the decision was obvious... I packed up my shit, and I told the voice, I would be home in 15 mins...

...I get home, I sit and I wait, and no voice! Where’s “the voice” dammit, I stopped dropped, and rolled, and this man has me waiting for his ass! Dammit, when will men ever learn to not keep good things waiting... “The voice” calls and says I gotta make a stop, so meet me at the spot! Ok, so now, we went from a Sunday session to a Sunday cocktail, well, I guess I should be happy that I have not been stood up so off to Red Rock I go... “The voice” gets there before me, and makes it a point to call me, and ask me where are you? And I’m thinkin, good got dammit, you beat me there! Usually I’m the one sitting there waiting on his ass, so serves him right, sit and wait dammit... I get to the spot, he greets me, and has my Vodka Gimlet ready and waiting... An hour and 2 gimlets later and I new that the Sunday Praise session would not be happening... The bartender comes, and low and behold he orders me another drink, confirming that we would NOT be retreating to the abode... So I get my drink on and he then tells me to drink up, it’s time to go home... Go home? What the fuck, his ass needs to get home to his significant otha... yes, another attached man! What can I say, married and other wise engaged men, tend to latch on to me as if I was offering some type of special sex education, rejuvenation... It’s th craziest damn thing, and yes, I realize that I deserve more and better, but damn, all the ones that have THE LOOK, that I run across are: other wise fuckin engaged... Oh well...

...so, we jump in our cars, and low and behold “the voice” beat me to the condo... I was like damn, “the voice” is on some serious shit today... I guess he’s missin him some Teal! So, we’re standing in the lobby waiting for the elevator, and he’s lookin at me, staring at my juicy ass tits, and I pull a tit out for him, I figured I give him a taste of what he wanted, all the while he’s given me what I really needed... A nice firm bite to the left nipple... Ummm that bite, sent a surge of creamy wetness in my already wet love canal.... We make it to the door, he heads to the bedroom, and I step on the balcony for a quick minute, I was really surveying the balcony trynna see if any of my neighbors were sitting on their balconies enjoying the shade, and low behold there was Peggy outside workin on what I know was pack number two of her Virginia Slims... Damn, no balcony fuck today! I was jive pissed, I’ve been wantin a shared balcony soiree, and thought today would be my day... But, I wasn’t so lucky... Oh well off to the bedroom, I go!

...I stroll into the bedroom, and “the voice” is standing there butt fuckin naked, and I new shit was gonna be on when I walked to the other side of the bed, and saw his clothes all ova the floor, trust and believe this is not usual behavior for “the voice”, his a neat mutha fucka, so seeing his clothes on the floor let me know it was on... Now, my ass had been running around all day, and I needed to wash up, a little splash a water under the tits, and a clean sweep of the pussy was all that was needed... Nothing worse than a fat, juicy, pantiless pussy on a hot summer day wearing jeans.... Although I can appreciate the aroma, it may be a lil offensive to others! I’m in the bathroom, and “the voice” says: I want you as you are, in your “natural state”... Ummmm, now that’s what I’m talkin about! I can appreciate a man who can appreciate a woman who may be in her “natural state”, not overtly funky, jus a lil sweaty, yummy! I guess it’s equal to my liking a dude straight off the basketball court, all sweaty and shit, nothing like being fucked by a sweaty man on occasion! “On occasion” being the key phrase...

...I join “the voice” in the bed, and low n’ behold, all he really wanted to do was cuddle, so we kiss, cuddle, and jus embrace in that special way that we do... And then, he began to luxuriate in the girls... Oh how the girls love the way he plays with them, suckin, lickin, pinching and biting.... Almost as good as papi! *wink* the voice is manipulating the girls, all the while the pussy juices are building minute by minute, more and more... He ventures down to the great beyond and begins to inspect his pussy, now, let me just tell you, when your in the pussy, and your that up close and personal with the pussy, the pussy becomes, “your pussy” feel me? And if by chance you get close and personal, for that moment in time, it would be “your pussy”...lol

...he begins to eat my pussy, suckin on my clit, slurpin up my juices, and fingering my ass... In the meantime, I’m jus goin crazy... My pussy is throbbing and I’m wantin his dick inside me sooo bad... He teased me, and pleasured me all the while not penetrating me... As he continued to eat my pussy, I could tell his mind was traveling, he was feelin risque, and I was wantin some “ nasty”!

sidebar: now, “our” nasty is not the normal nasty! If I were to label it, it would be more a kink, or a fetish, but I like to call it “nasty”, or even better “dirty- dirty”... now I’m not gonna get into my “brand” of “nasty” cuz ummm, I really think it may be way more than most can handle... But, I will tell you this, ain’t nothin like a lil nasty to push the sexual envelope! Now, because the nasty can often times be messy, I prefer to refrain from doing such acts at home, the clean up is a mess, and I wasn’t in the mood... So instead of makin my desires known, I decided to keep it to myself, and let him run the fuck show, and I tagged along being his willing participant...

...”the voice” is eating my pussy so damn good, suctioning the clit making me scream for mercy, but I wouldn’t cum, I wasn’t ready to cum, cuz I wanted to feel his fat dick sliding in and outta me, with his even fatter balls, slapping my ass hole givin me added pleasure... He stops... Tells me to lay there; you need a break! A break? What the fuck, how you gonna get a sista all worked da hell up only to tell her she needs a break, man oh man, I was fired da fuck up, and in heat... But I felt good, I felt sexy, I felt insatiable, but more than anything, I felt that I had the power... But that all changed when, “the voice” enters the room, suckin a berry popsicle, I laid back, and he penetrated my pussy with the popsicle... Oh my goodness yawl, it was AWESOME... My pussy melted the tip of the popsicle with the quickness, he pulls it out, and begins to circle my perky nipples with the popsicle, the cool sensation caused my nipples to become even more engorged to the point that they hurt, and the hurt sent jolts of extreme pleasure to my body, and especially my pussy... “the voice” then rams the popsicle in my pussy, and fucks me hard as well, all the while the creamy pussy juices, and the cold wetness of the popsicle sent waves of liquid streaming down my cunt, making pit stops in my ass... I was a hot, horny, sticky mess, feelin like I wanted to be teased, taken, and tormented... I began to wonder what I needed to take me and him to the next level...

...clothes pins! That’s it, I need clothes pin, to take us where we needed to go... I got up, and I left the bedroom, and I re-appeared clothes pins in place, perfectly placed on each erect nipple, and “the voice” the look on his face was one of pure delight... He told me to get on top of him, he wanted the girls up close and personal... I got on top of him, and he began to feast on my nipples, suckin and biting on the exposed parts, as he tortured my nipples, I began gyrating my pussy against his legs and thighs, but once again I restrained myself... he flipped me over, and continued to torture my tits more and more... And then, I had to stop! A sista had to pee, hmmm, could this be why I didn’t cum? Or could it be an invitation to indulge in a lil “nasty”?... I tell the voice: I gotta pee, I’ll be right back!

...so, I’m sittin on the toilet, ready to piss, and here comes “the voice”... He’s such a nasty lil fuck, and that’s jus the way I like’em nasty, and willing n’ ready to do any and everything, a push the envelope kinda dude, yup, that’s the way I like’em! Ok, so I’m on the toilet, I gotta pee, but my body tends to lock up when someone enters a bathroom, and I’m trynna pee, but I couldn’t get up cuz my bladder was mad full... He stood there over me, and I began to suck his dick as he stood over me, and he then announces that he also has to pee.. So, I immediately backed up off the dick... mami’s not ready to taste urine! After his announcement, the flood gates open, and he immediately places his hand in the toilet to catch all my piss, damn yawl, that one move was sooo sexy to me, and then, he let it go... I sat back, and he began to pee all over me, he placed his dick in the fold of my neck, and the golden shower began... The warmth of the shower made my body tingle in delight, and made me want to give myself to him in ways that I have never imagined... We cleaned up and proceeded to the bed, and “the voice” ordered me to sit on his face, and began to ask me how I wanted my pussy eaten? I was so caught up in the moment, that I hadn’t a clue what to tell him, he has always delighted me orally so I sat there, on his face, and allowed him to suck me dry why I gyrated... I then flipped myself over, and he began to eat my pussy as I played with my clit, I rubbed, I rubbed, and then he grabbed a clothes pin... he then pinned my clit down, and began to nibble on the exposed areas... I then had several mini nuts, little throbs with each bite on my clit... I was ready now, I wanted to cum, and I began to realize that this day was more about us being together than him fuckin me, and what a nice day it was... I removed the clothes pin, and began to fondle my pussy in the way that only I can do, he ate, and penetrated my pussy with his tongue, and finally I nutted for “the voice” and with that nut I got my voice, and surely awakened the whole building...

...what a nice Sunday, shared by all... I wanted “the voice” to nut, I felt that he needed the nut. But, he wouldn’t nut... He got on top of me, and began to penetrate me, as he was strokin my pussy, I looked at him, and could tell his mind was traveling, he was goin into his “dark” place, and for the first time, in all of our dealings I asked him to tell me what he was thinkin about, tell me where your goin, share with me your darkness, so I can feed you more.... He began to tell me that he was having visions of his significant otha, and because I had a similar experience with papi, I fed into his vision... I closed my eyes, and as he stroked me I created the perfect scenario for what should have been an explosive earth shattering, baby makin, thick ass nut... But, the story was sooo good, that he stopped and told me: “you missed your calling”... I thought to myself, I am your calling! He got up, he washed up, and he got dressed... No nut for him, and that was ok... But as he left out I took a whiff, and I realized that my essence was still on his body, the smell of my ass was still there lingering, and the smell of my pussy was also still very much there... I couldn’t help but wonder, did he save the nut for her? Would he lay next to her with my essence all ova his body?... No matter what happened after “the voice” left my pussy, I will say he left me, my pussy, and my dirty little mind with a whole lotta fuel for my late nite fire...

...Not your ordinary Sunday, and 2 days later I can tell you it was also not your ordinary Monday, and if you really wanna know as I type this on Tuesday, my pussy is throbbing, my creamy juices are oozin, and I’m feelin like I need to indulge in some nasty! *wink*

...here I sit at some strangers house, writing a blog about things I’ve observed about me, myself and I over the past few days! I guess a 6-hour road trip can provoke mad thought…

…first and foremost, why do people drink to get drunk? Why not just enjoy feelin nice, and let it be? But noooo… some folks must get straight loopy must be the center of attention! I’m learning that my tolerance levels for loud ass obnoxious ass drinkers is getting lower and lower day by day… and people ask me why I smoke the trees? Cuz, I sit back, relax, and watch the drunks act like fools, just like I’m doin now! Minus the trees…

…the other nite, I found myself meeting a certain someone for drinks… a patron of the bar approaches me, and strokes my back… (I had on a sexy ass tube top) he immediately says: damn, you feel like silk… I blush and I thank him, and I then ask, don’t all women feel like silk? he says no, there are women who are “soft”, but you. You feel like silk… hmmmm… I swear I’ve heard this a lot over the years: You’re so soft, your skin is sooo smooth… so now, I’m beginning to wonder don’t all women feel like silk? I mean it’s just a matter of takin care of yourself… now granted I can be the queen of exfoliation and body creams, and I am a licensed non practicing esthetician but damn Vaseline will do the trick! Say it isn’t so, please tell me that my sista’s are takin care of their best asset: their bodies!

…I’m noticing a lot of self-indulgent blogs lately... I mean I understand that it’s a journal, and each page I go to is that persons own lil world, but at the same time, I see a lot of folks who really just want and need some ego stroking! Now, granted folks may feel the same about me and my blogs, but trust and believe I blog to release the deviant in me, and to simply share my thoughts, not for validation… although as a woman I do crave validation… ok, ok, I’m contradicting myself… fuck it, it’s my damn blog!

side bar: I hear drunk people getting very loud, I can only pray that there will be no fighting or gunshots, cuz my ass doesn’t have a clue as to where I am, and who these people are… damn my cousin, for kidnapping my ass!

…sex and me is very, very interesting! I can go months without, but once I get a piece, it’s on from that moment on... strange but true! So, I see schoolteacher on Saturday, and ended up knockin boots again with another reliable dick on Monday… I’m thinking the blogs will get real interesting in the days and weeks to come…

sidebar: a quick follow up to schoolteacher! So, we had 2 sessions that evening… now, he came VERY quick the first time, and not so quick the second time, but still to quick for me… I require lots of work! Any who, so after round one, he hit me with the: damn I guess I was happy to see you! Ok, whateva… the nut is mental my brotha, change the thought process and PROLONG the nut dammit! Any who, we get to round two, and once again, he nuts tooo soon… so what do I do? I do what I do! I stroke the fuckin pussy, and I swear, I think he was jive offended, and that was a TURN OFF for me… so, we had our post sex, must “I” have pussy convo, and I rolled out, went home, and handled my fuckin business! Don’t fuck with me… I needed to nut, I had been without since tax day, April fuckin 15th, it was TIME for my pussy to be TAXED!

…now while making my road trip to the great state of Ohio, I gave school teacher A LOT of thought… he could really work out for me, and the good thing with him, is although I am eventually movin to Cleveland, although, probably not for another year, he is a district manager for a promotions company and his territory is the great lakes… Cleveland, Detroit etc… so it could possibly work, as he’s in Cleveland once a month… but, with a flip of a switch, I realized, that I can not go back… and although at one time, we had something very nice, he decided to run with second best, and lost the prize which was me! So now, that the relationship is over, he wants to call Teal… 3 years to late love! That’s me... leaving lasting impressions…

…now, we all know I like to fuck… hell, I love fuck! And I can really appreciate getting hit from the back, and I gotta admit, that shit can sometimes hurt dependant upon the position and the size of the dick! My question is what’s up with that pleasurable pain? It hurt so bad, the shit feels good! He steady bangin, I’m steady squirming, lovin that shit… (see what happens when a bitch has been outta the game for a few months?… no worries, I will never, ever, ever BOW DOWN!)

…often times, when I engage sexually I run into dudes who comment on my “putting in some work”… I’ve heard dudes tell me to STOP movin, just be still! man fuck that, I’m trynna enjoy the act also… and the bottom line is this: I don’t enjoy it being still! If you don’t like the movement, dammit, get out the pussy! Then I get the dudes who are straight baffled… I mean really, they come to me on some: damn, you really get into it… well hell don’t all women get into it? Say it ain’t so… please tell me that women aren’t jus laying their letting daddy do his business? Fuck that shit… I need to feel the dick and I need to make sure it’s hittin all my spots, and In order to do so, I must gyrate! Lol…

…shhhh, don’t tell nobody! but I had my first straight up “real” spankin the otha nite! Yo, that shit was SWEET… now, let me go back in time, say one or possibly two 360 pages ago (you know they get off on deleting a bitch… fuckin HATERS!) now, I had this intense phone sex session with a friend… he started talking that shit, that nasty shit… started telling me he was gonna spank me and shit… we’re goin back n forth, on various deviant levels… and I found myself getting pissed cuz he hadn’t mentioned spanking me for a minute… yawl, my ass was upset… it fucked me up! Well, every since then I’ve been wanting this experience… so, lately I’ve been spanking my tits and clits with a paint spatula, you know the thing you stir the paint with? Yes, I got issues but that shit was feelin good so, when I hooked up with reliable dick, I told him about my latest desires, and he was HAPPY to oblige! Brotha pulled off the belt, and got ta spanking… can I tell you that I will never ever, view GAP brown leather belts in the same manner… that shit was sooooo sweet… a swat with the belt and then the hand, with some spit on the ass cheeks in between! Lawd, have mercy my pussy got sticky, icky, gushy ass wet! Can you say MONSOON?

…do women really use lube? If so, why? I’m not trynna be funny, but I just need to know why! I mean if your mind is in it, and the pussy is being properly stimulated, is lube necessary? I personally prefer spit… something about a man spitting on my pussy or clit! The visual is: TO DIE FOR… now, I do understand lube may be needed for women with health issues, but other than that… I just don’t get it! For me, the more skilled you are, and the longer you stroke, the wetter I get! Now, if you ain’t got NO skills, my ass will dry up like a prune… time to roll out, I got some unfinished business…

Sidebar: I do use lube for the toys, ONLY the toys… and the drunk strangers are getting stranger! And my drunk cousin needs to go to work tomorrow, and ummm, it’s 1:57a.m, and ummm, I can tell she can’t drive, cuz ummm she’s drunk, and ummm I don’t have a clue as to where I am! Fuck it… I’ll keep typing, at this point, I’mma get it ALL out!

…I am often amazed at how the mind works sexually! I mean my noggin goes down some dark, seedy ass alleys… truth be told, this 3 month dick hiatus, made it worse… damn shame how low my thoughts can and often times will go…. I swear if most dudes knew what I was thinking, when they were inside me, they call me a nasty, sick ass bitch, and run for cover! It’s just that serious…

…lawd have mercy! I would KILL, for a dude who could talk the talk while stroking the pussy, with NO guidance from me! I mean really how many times must a woman tell a dude she likes to be called, trick, whore, slut, dirty bitch etc., when she’s being fucked? WTF! Now, don’t try that shit when we’re beefing, that shit will get a brotha stabbed! Hey, time and a place for everything, right?

…I wanna experience some extraordinary shit! If nothing else that damn papi did raise the sex bar… part of me wonders if I’m up for the shaping and molding (training) of my perfect fuck toy, potential mate, husband? I guess if he was “da one” I would take the time to do it but them again, if he were “da one” there would be no training required… daaah!

…sometimes, I think I may be a little toooo open with men regarding my likes, and dislikes. Maybe I should just ease into that shit… I think I may scare some of them off… fuck it, I intimidate mutha fucka’s! but damn, what happened to the dudes that welcome a challenge… but on the real, I don’t have time to waste! I get that shit out in the open to separate the men from the fuckin boys!

…the other nite, I asked dude was I any good? yes, I pulled a man move! Now, I knew the answer, cuz I’m a self-assured bitch, but, cuz a sista hadn’t fucked in a minute, I needed to make sure my game was still ON POINT… I’m happy to report that yes it is, and if nothing more, I’m only getting better! (that was self-indulgent wasn’t it?.. oh well!)

…on another note… I’m suckin the hell outta the dick, and the got damn twists are in my fuckin way… (I will be takin these bitches OUT real soon, time to go into diva mode, and start rockin the bob again!) so, what do I do? in mid stroke I tied the bitches in a knot! Dude says: where’d you learn to suck dick? I said: from watching porn! But on the real, the best dick suckers are the ones who ENJOY suckin the dick… I swear, I love suckin dick, the bigger the better… I like slapping my lips, cheeks, fuck it my face with da dick! That shit feels GOOD! I also like givin the dick a good ole spit shine! (I crack myself up sometimes!) and lawd have mercy, the feelin of jugglin some nuts in my mouth? All I can say is: GOT DAYUM! …Speaking of GOT DAYUM, I need to carry my ass to the Mile High Club, so I can watch her (“Got Dayum” the stripper’s name, mind you!) jiggle her titties that look like mine in my face! Ha!

…I’m on a roll! Can you tell?…

…by the way, did I mention that I have NOT had online access at home in 2 weeks, another damn laptop on the fuckin blink! so, that’s another issue that most be taken care of once I get home… this damn 360 has a bitch feigning to get online.. my ass was so desperate the other day; I went to fuckin Kinko’s and put that shit on my credit card! Thank goodness for my mom and her knowledge of the community center, free access for two hours a day! I go in, check my mail, jump on 360, and roll the fuck out…. Trust and believe priority #1 will be getting the laptop up and running when I get back to the DC, MD, VA area! Fuck that, 360… THE NEW CRACK!

…aight, I’m ready to go… so, we will spell check, post, and tell my drunken cousin, we must go NOW! In the meantime, my time has been limited these days… trust and believe I miss perusing your pages, and leavin a quirky quick comment! No worries, Ms Teal, will be back soon…

…in the meantime, wish a sista well on her Cleveland adventure, lots to accomplish in a short amount of time…

*muah*

before i go.. it is 3:05a.m., i got at my unknown destination at 11:45pm, can i tell you that they are still drinkin and talkin shit, and her ass has gotta to work tommorrow, what the fuck is that shit? fuck this, i'm ready to carry my ass to BED!

...well once again I’m startin a new page! Somebody done got offended, and instead of stepping off, and perusing someone elses page, they decided to wreak havoc in my lil 360 world... Oh well! What’s a girl to do... Start a new fuckin page! So, 10 pages later, and here we go again, starting a new damn page... I’ve decided that this will be my final page, once this one is violated, I will consider a yahoo group... We’ll see!