Hi, my name is: Ms. Teal

But you can call me: Ms Teal! 

Never in my life have I: been gang banged!  

The one person who can drive me nuts is: there are several people that drive me nuts, and to protect theit feelings, I shall not reveal who they are! 

My high school is: I.C.A. Immaculate Conception Academy for Girls class of ‘85

When I'm nervous: I eat like a pig and smoke like a chimney

The last song I listened to was: Some Mix shit by Wonder Twinz on AOL Radio

If I were to get married right now it would be to: Hell, YOU tell ME!  I’d marry the fictional man that I dreamed up and fuck nightly..  he's good as hell too...  nasty fucker!

My hair is: slicked back in my signature bun, that I am SICK of!

When I was 4: I was a happy lil bitch!  Mom and Dad were still together, and I was living the LIFE…  Yup, those were the good ole’ days

Last Christmas: Was a pretty cool Christmas, I slept all day and ate all night! (thanks T, although we NO longer speak)

I should be: eating lunch, and working

When I look down I see: the prettiest feet in the sexiest shoe… so i'm biased!  but dammit, i got some pretty fat, flintstone feets...

The happiest recent event was: hanging out at the beach with my lil man!

If I were a character on 'Friends' : They would have to create a sitcom based on my character alone!

By this time next year: I should see light, rainbows, and some mo’ shit at the end of this damn tunnel.

My current gripe is: Folks who continue to make fucked up decisions knowing damn well it’s a FUCKED UP decision, and then they expect you to be understanding…  jello, I TRIED TO TELL YA!

I have a hard time understanding: why I hold my pee so damn long!  Man, imma need some damn depends! 

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: My momma!

I want to buy: A new vehicle… 

Where do you plan to visit : That’s a good question – a sista will be revisting Ocean City… SOON!

If you spent the night at my house: I don’t do overnights!  HA

The world could do without: negative, judgmental, weak ass people..

Most recent thing I've bought myself: well, I got the cutest lil dress at Marshalls last evening, and I got some shoes…

Most recent thing someone else bought me: *scratching my head* oh, my mom got me some cute lil tops and dresses while I was visting…

My middle name is: Ellen

In the morning I:  Wish I could turn back over and go back to sleep!

Last night I was: getting lil man ready for his trip to Texas!  And then, I got TWISTED, and then I played in my twat…

There's this girl I know who: got this man, that got this other girl, that got this thing goin on…  (jus kiddin)

If I was an animal I'd be a: Meer Kat

A better name for me would be:  Dakota or Dallas

Tomorrow I am: Going to work

Tonight I am: Going to get LAID

My birthday is: 04/09/1967

You got this from: LeTonya

This was ON POINT for me... EVERY damn WORD  (jacked from a  "respected" blogger)

January 01 - 09 ~ Ass January 10 - 24 ~Slug January 25 - 31 ~Cockroach	February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite February 06 - 14 ~Bullfrog February 15 - 21 ~Skunk February 22 - 28 ~ Snake	March 01 - 12 ~ Ape March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach March 16 - 23 ~ Slug March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite
April 01 - 03 ~ Ass April 04 - 14 ~ Snake April 15 - 26 ~ Slug April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk	May 01 - 13 ~ Slug May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach	June 01 - 03 ~ Slug June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk June 15 - 20 ~ Ass June 21 - 24 ~ Ape June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite< /B>
July 01 - 09 ~ Slug July 10 - 15 ~ Ass July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite	August 01 - 15 ~ Ape August 16 - 25 ~ Slug August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk	September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite September 28 - 30 ~ Ass
October 01 - 15 ~ Ape October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk October 28 - 31 ~ Snake	November 01 - 16 ~Cockroach November 17 - 30 ~Parasite	December 01 - 16 ~ Ass December 17 - 25 ~ Ape December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog

If you are an Ass : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble, and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you ! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, a! ll of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Coc kroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give, and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical lig ht is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Bullf rog : You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. ! They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!