1. Do you like blue cheese? Yup, especially in Ledo’s Steak n’ Blue Cheese Salad…. YUMMO!

2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Not that I know of!  NO silly…

3. Do you own a gun? Nope, not unless you consider my vibrator a GUN...

4. What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic? Man, u want some Sonic!  Brings back memories of those hot summers in Oklahoma…  Cherry Lime Aid’s are the BOMB!

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Only the OB/GYN… not knowing your family medical history will do that to a sista…

6. What do you think of hot dogs? Great on the grill, and not so bad on my George Foreman…

7. Favorite Christmas movie?  Anything none Christmassy…

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? A good cup of coffee, and a glass of ice water…

9. Can you do push ups? Can i?  and a split!  lol

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My tiffany necklace that my daddy gave me, that I rarely take off… makes me feel like he’s with me!

12. Favorite hobby? Masturbating….  

14. Do you have A.D.D? On Monday, Wednesdays, and Sundays!

15. What's one trait you hate about yourself? That I won’t take life changing risks…

16. Middle name? Ellen… shut up!

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? Money, Sleep, and MORE Money…

18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? A painting to match my NEW stools…   A Ledo’s Deluxe with Bacon, and Gas for the gas guzzler…

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Water, Coke, and Passion Tea Lemonade w/ 12 pumps!

20. Current worry? Replenishing the 401k, which I butchered in order to survive last year…

21. Current hate right now? My growing condo fees…

22. Favorite place to be? Ocean City

23. How did you bring in the New Year? With my baby!  It was actually the best New Years ever… he said:  “Happy Birthday Mommy”!   

24. Where would you like to go? A trip to the Caymans or Barbados would be nice…

25. Name four people who will complete this? Friends, foes, associates, and wannabe lovers…

26. Do you own slippers? Yup!  Do I wear them? No!

27. What shirt are you wearing? An Ed Hardy wife beater…

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? So 70’s!  hot ass tacky ass shit…  give me some high thread count, and I’m happy…  THAT’S LUXURY…

29. Can you whistle? Nope! 

30. Favorite color? Orange is my signature color, and Chocolate brown is the favorite…

31. Would you be a pirate? Nope…

32. What songs do you sing in the shower? I’m too busy trynna figure out my damn life while I’m in the shower!

33. Favorite girl's name? Darcy, Dakota, and Dallas…

34. Favorite boy's name? Malcolm

35. What's in your pocket right now? My Lord n’ Taylor ID

36. Last thing that made you laugh? A customer at Lord n’ Taylor, ragging on how awful she looked in the dress she was trying on!  Better her than me, right?

37. What kind of sheets did you have on your bed as a child? Not sure, but knowing my momma, they were NICE!  She NEVER slacked on bed linens… actually she never slacked, or slacks on ANYTHING!

38. Your worst injury you've ever had? My damn bone spurred big toe!  Thank God for anti-inflammatory’s!

39. Do you love where you live? I loved it when I first got it, it was my own lil museum, but 8 years and 1 kid later, I’m not feelin it…  but, it’s MINE, the LTV is extra LOW, and I’m in MAJOR redecorating mode…  it’s on the path to architectural design!  Lol, at least in MY head… 

40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 6, two are BROKE!  I got some Sanford n Son shit goin on in the bedroom (thanks Witchy Poo!)  soon to change!

41. Who is your loudest friend? Lol…  Witchy Poo…  oh and Syl when her ass is DRUNK!

42. How many dogs do you have? MANY!  Oh, we’re talking pets, NOT men…  oops!  NONE…

43. Does someone have a crush on you? I dunno know!  A few have expressed interest in A Love, but few have expressed interest in TEAL…

46. What is your favorite candy? Mr. Goodbar

47. Favorite Sports Team? Team Tittie!  Monique and Unique…

48. What song do you want played at your funeral? I’m goin down!  Lol, I really haven’t thought about it…  

4. What were you doing at 12 a.m? I was WIDE awake… NOT GOOD! 

50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?  Another day, that I’m closer to meeting my summer financial goals!  Yo, a bitch is GRINDING and on a FUCKIN mission…  I got folks in shock ova me and this part-time gig…  Thank You Jesus, I FINALLY woke up, and realized that money is not ALWAYS meant to be SPENT…  lol

Nighty~Night!

No matter who I’m with, man or woman, I hear it ALL the time; “Damn you taste good”…  I recently had a fling with a witty young man, who is making every possible effort to be more than just a fling!  Lol, every time we talk he spends the bulk of the conversation talking about how damn good I taste… and the other part of conversation revolves around how wet I am…  if nothing else he sure knows how to make a sista feel good!  Lol 

I’m sure all you ladies have heard it before, and for the ladies who are not strangers to swallowing, I’m sure you’ve run across a guy or two who taste pretty damn good too…  keeping this mind, I’m curious to know what good pussy taste like?   I’ve eaten a few pussies in my time, and I’m pleased to report that they all tasted lovely to me… nice and fresh… and yes, nice and fresh has a nice taste…  I like to refer to it as a “clean taste” … thank goodness I haven’t run into any foul tasting pussy!   What a turn off that would be…

 
So here I sit on a Sunday evening, wondering what good pussy taste like to you?  

 
Do you think that the rule of thumb for guys applies to women also?  The more water they drink, and the less alcohol they drink, makes for better tasting semen…  staying away from red meat, and spicy foods also makes for tolerable cum…  with that said, do you think that women who “flush” their systems have a cleaner fresher taste?

 
And lastly, how much does shaving ones pubic hair play into how good a woman taste?  I  thru this question in, because we all know that women and men with pubic hair tend to have a  musty odor that  can often times make one think they don’t taste as good, because you can’t escape the mustiness of it all!
 

So talk to me peeps, what does good pussy taste like to you?   Ladies, have you TASTED yourself?  If so, did you pass your personal taste test?    Guy’s have you run across any not so tasty pussy?  If so, WHAT did it taste like?  I wanna know!  lol

Hi, my name is: Ms. Teal

But you can call me: Ms Teal! 

Never in my life have I: been gang banged!  

The one person who can drive me nuts is: there are several people that drive me nuts, and to protect theit feelings, I shall not reveal who they are! 

My high school is: I.C.A. Immaculate Conception Academy for Girls class of ‘85

When I'm nervous: I eat like a pig and smoke like a chimney

The last song I listened to was: Some Mix shit by Wonder Twinz on AOL Radio

If I were to get married right now it would be to: Hell, YOU tell ME!  I’d marry the fictional man that I dreamed up and fuck nightly..  he's good as hell too...  nasty fucker!

My hair is: slicked back in my signature bun, that I am SICK of!

When I was 4: I was a happy lil bitch!  Mom and Dad were still together, and I was living the LIFE…  Yup, those were the good ole’ days

Last Christmas: Was a pretty cool Christmas, I slept all day and ate all night! (thanks T, although we NO longer speak)

I should be: eating lunch, and working

When I look down I see: the prettiest feet in the sexiest shoe… so i'm biased!  but dammit, i got some pretty fat, flintstone feets...

The happiest recent event was: hanging out at the beach with my lil man!

If I were a character on 'Friends' : They would have to create a sitcom based on my character alone!

By this time next year: I should see light, rainbows, and some mo’ shit at the end of this damn tunnel.

My current gripe is: Folks who continue to make fucked up decisions knowing damn well it’s a FUCKED UP decision, and then they expect you to be understanding…  jello, I TRIED TO TELL YA!

I have a hard time understanding: why I hold my pee so damn long!  Man, imma need some damn depends! 

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: My momma!

I want to buy: A new vehicle… 

Where do you plan to visit : That’s a good question – a sista will be revisting Ocean City… SOON!

If you spent the night at my house: I don’t do overnights!  HA

The world could do without: negative, judgmental, weak ass people..

Most recent thing I've bought myself: well, I got the cutest lil dress at Marshalls last evening, and I got some shoes…

Most recent thing someone else bought me: *scratching my head* oh, my mom got me some cute lil tops and dresses while I was visting…

My middle name is: Ellen

In the morning I:  Wish I could turn back over and go back to sleep!

Last night I was: getting lil man ready for his trip to Texas!  And then, I got TWISTED, and then I played in my twat…

There's this girl I know who: got this man, that got this other girl, that got this thing goin on…  (jus kiddin)

If I was an animal I'd be a: Meer Kat

A better name for me would be:  Dakota or Dallas

Tomorrow I am: Going to work

Tonight I am: Going to get LAID

My birthday is: 04/09/1967

You got this from: LeTonya

1. Honestly, where are you now?   In my damn bed... Wonderin why I’m not sleep or at least touchin myself...

2. Honestly, have you ever failed a subject in high school?  Nope, not a one! Wooohoo for me...

3. Honestly, what's on your mind?  Lil man... He’s not feeling very well, and missing school is out of the question...

4. Honestly, what is it that you really should be doing right now?  I should be prepping for tomorrow... Ironing clothes for John and myself!

5. Honestly, have you brushed your teeth today? umm, YES!

6. Honestly, who are your best friends in the world?  there’s best friends, and there’s good friends... One of my bestest freinds is my ace, John.

7. Honestly, who is the hottest person you know? Hmmmm, that’s easy... ME! Lol seriously I need to give this some thought

8. Honestly, are you a good friend? I think so... But only my friends cangive you a true answer...

9. Honestly, do you think school is important?  Very much so... I believe that higher education isn’t for everyone, however I also believe that college isn’t your "thing" then a trade needs to be your thing... better yet, a plan that will allow you to be self sufficent!

10. Honestly, what are your dreams mostly about?  I dream of better days! It usta be love, now it’s more about stability... I dream about my sons future...

11. Honestly, who/what makes you happy most of the time? My son... my fantasies, reminisicing about the good ole days! Mostly my son, the sit he says could brighten any day

12. Honestly, what hobbies do you have?  Well, riding public transportation has allowed me to embrace reading again... Mastubating, sleeping, eating, dreaming, living, laughing, loving, and embracing new ideals

13. Honestly, what song are you listening to? A lipton green ice tea commercial... none really

14. Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment? Wow! If I could make it happen it would be my dad, and Jackie, but they are no longer with us! Maybe they’ll appear in tonights dream...

15. Honestly, do you have a deadly condition? My tongue can be deadl, but only when I’ve been pushed...

16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now? Hate, no... hate is a strong word! Dislike? Yes, I dislike several people

17. Honestly, who/what do you wanna hug right now? My mom... I could use a hug from my momma right about now!

18. Honestly, are you bored? No, not really... More like relaxed!

19. Honestly, who do you wanna slap right now? I refuse to go there! Lol

22. Honestly, are u single? Ummmm yes! And for the first time in a long ass time, I’m not sad about it!

23. Honestly, why did ya last relationship fail? Lol... Read the last blog, he was married! But for real, the one prior to that was due to us growing apart

...since the guys came thru on the last blog, I thought it was only fair that I post a blog on what women want! The "what men want" blog was inspired by a poll that was posted on AOL’s home page... As I read the comments from the various guys, I started to give further thought regarding what Ms Teal wants in a man... I’ve blogged about this time and time again... My requirements are pretty simple... But, I’m interested in knowing what other ladies want in a man...

Have I mentioned that I work in HELL.. Well, if I haven’t lemme tell ya, I WORK IN HELL… I’m in a call center, with some funky ass, ghetto ass folks who don’t have a clue about customer service..  as I sit here and type this, there are 10 calls in queue…  I have been answering the phones ALL damn morning, and as of right now, I’m DONE, and now I’m blogging…  fuck’em!

The other night AOL posed a question on the home page…

What do men REALLY want?

A good mind…

A good cook…

Or

A good piece of ass…

Actually they said, great sex, but for real, this is my world, and a “piece of ass” sounds better!

So, as I sit here, watching this light blink like crazy, I can’t help but wonder, what is it a man really wants!  The poll states that a man wants great sex…  I tend to believe that, but sex don’t pay the bills, and sex can’t feed you!  Well, ummm, I guess it can, but ya’ll know what I mean…

So talk to me peeps!  I wanna hear from ALL of you, but especially the men, what do y’all really want>

I guess you’d like to know what I think?  Well, I think they want all of the above, a great mind, a great cook, and a great piece of ass…  not necessarily in that order, but you get the point!  I also think men want a friend!  Someone that will be there, when all hell break loose….  Filling him with positive thoughts (great mind) a full belly (great cooking), and some bomb ass deep throatin head (great sex)…  I think the biggest issue is finding all these qualities in one woman!  Me personally, I can’t cook worth a damn, but you best believe I make it look like I can cook…  schwans.com baby!  You betta ask somebody…

*wink*

Talk to me babies…

This blog was inspired by real life events and most recently tonites Prime Time Live...

...While in college my best friend Jackie developed Lupus... after being diagnosed, she became deathly ill, pretty much immobile... During this time she was dating a guy, and pretty much lived with him... When she fell ill, he took damn good care of her, fed her, bathed her, and medicated her... He pretty much stood by her side, which was shocking considering he was a man, and a very young man, and it was very early in their relationship... While he was in class her soror’s and myself would take care of her... I began to notice one of her soror’s took extra care of her... She would sleep over, and watch over her just like a sister... In the meantime, she was fucking her man... Lovin him up in the next bedroom... I always felt something strange was going on, and it would eat me alive... Finally people started to come and tell me about ole boy, and ms thang... They would see them out and about in the next town, at the movies, or in the grocery store all coupled up... After while, they were no longer hiding it, it soon became a "public affair"...

...When I started to see it for myself, I was dumb founded... So, I immediately call my mother... Lawd, I remember it like it was yesterday... If I close my eyes, I can see myself standing in the hallway on the 4^th floor pay phone of Young Hall, at good ole Langston University (Oh the memories of ole Young Hall)... Any who, moms told me, NOT to say a thing! She went on to say that if I value this friendship, and wanted to maintain the friendship, I would keep my mouth shut, and be there for her when and if she needed me...

...We argued about this for over an hour! How could I her best friend, hang out with her knowing that her man is fuckin her soror, right under her nose? I didn’t know what to do, but, I knew I couldn’t tell her while the Lupus was kicking her in the ass... And I had also hoped that, once she got better, the craziness with him and ms thang, would end...

...Well, a few months later, the Jackie I knew and loved returned and she was her normal spunky, fun loving self... She and ole boy flourished, and so did he and ms thang! The rumors continued to fly around our small little HBCU, and soon at this point I felt it was my duty to tell her...

...Biggest mistake of my life... ya know, sometimes, momma really does know best! After telling my friend of 12 years of his dirty deed, she kicked my ass to the curb for 2 years... I was devastated, losing her, was like losing a sister... Although we recovered, and quickly got back to where we were, we still lost two years... And of course, I had no clue that she would die 8 years later, now, I feel like those two years without her, was a lifetime...

...It’s funny, but all women say they want to know if there significant otha, boyfriend, husband or lover is cheating on them, but I firmly believe that not all women really want to know...

...The following semester, I left good ole Oklahoma and headed to UMES in Princess Anne, Md, I formed a friendship with a girl that till this day we are still friends, although we aren’t speaking right now, I know she would stop drop and roll for my ass... as the friendship flourished post college, we broaden our friendship base, in total there are 6 of us... Back in the day, are weekends would consist of getting twisted and clubbing,... One particular get twisted night, we got to talking about men, and cheating, and we vowed that no matter what if we were aware of one of our other friends mates cheating, we would, step to the friend and inform them, of there mans behavior... 10, possibly 12 years later, I know for a fact that one of the girls husbands is having a long term long distance relationship... Another ones man cheats on the regular, and uses his job as an excuse, and he has actually made a move or two on me! Although he was tipsy, we all know a drunk mind speaks, and acts the sober truth... And lastly, I’ve had one other girlfriend who’s man has made many a move on me.. Actually at least 3 of her previous men have made moves on me... One dude she met on a cruise ship, and told both of us, that I was the one he wanted, and every time he got drunk he made it VERY clear, in his slick, fucked up manly way...

...Now, knowing what I know from my past experience, I have NOT said shit to any of these friends... Now, some of you may say: what a fucked up friend she is! But, in knowing these women, I feel that I have made a wise decision...

...For me, the key in telling a friend about her cheating man, is knowing the friend! Knowing how she would take it, and how she would go about approaching him, and the situation... I’m the kind of chick that wants to know, and on the real, I usually know when my man is cheating, my gut NEVER lies... Yes, I would be devastated, but at the same time, I know how to play the game... See, I’m the kinda woman who would keep that information, and build my case... Once I have enough evidence, then, and only then would I approach my man... These friends of mine, would immediately go into attack and approach mode... And when you do that, you leave your self open for the bullshit... A smart man will work that shit! Especially if the friend who shared knowledge of the cheating mans way is single, such as myself.. See, if your single and you have married or committed friends, the cheating man always makes the single girlfriend out to be jealous, or a hater... So, I’m careful when it comes to spilling the beans about my friends man... It’s a matter of knowing your friend, and knowing how she would take it, and how she would handle it... But, best believe when the deal goes down, I’m right by her side, helping her in anyway possible to lift her from the ashes...

...I personally don’t believe in breaking up happy homes... Now if girlfriend is feeling something ain’t right, then yes, i’mma spill the beans, but, if things appear to be healthy, and she’s genuinely happy, then I’m staying out of it...

...So tell me, ladies and gents, would you air the dirty laundry, and keep his dirty lil secret, or would you come clean with, risking years of friendship? Is my way of thinking fucked up? Be real with me, I wanna know what you think!

Talk to me peeps, Ms Teal is on a need to know basis... And I needs to know!

*wink*

post scripts and so called after thoughts:  i can't help but wonder how we as men and women would handle the situation if your  friend has a "good man" or "good woman" and they are cheating on them...  is it different?  as a friend would we speak to the friend regarding his or her actions , or would we speak to the clueless significant otha?  or would we sit back and shut da fuck up?  hmmmm! no matter how you cut it, this is a tricky ass situation!  

We as a society are so caught up in numbers!  How many Benjamin’s we have? How many cars you own?  Numbers, numbers, numbers, 10, 111, 21, 75, 5, damn numbers!

The other day I was hanging with my girls and we got to talking about, how many partners we had, I stated my number, and then my girl stated her number, and we both agreed that we mos def had some stories to tell, and that these particular numbers need not be shared with are significant others, or potential significant others… bottom-line, dudes can’t handle hearing that their woman has slept with more than 5 men!  

I had the same conversation regarding my numbers with a 360 buddy who helps me pass the day…  yesterday we were on a mid afternoon chat and somehow we got on the subject of how many partners I had…  and because I know this guy, and I consider him to be a pretty cool dude; I shared my number without shame!   It was funny because I told him NOT to share with anyone else, and he obliged…  guess, i was lil ashamed.. NOT!

I’m sitting here reflecting on both conversations and I have a few questions for my peeps… why is it important to know how many partners your significant other has had?   But more than anything, why is it such a mind blower when I woman shares her magic number, and she is immediately labeled, and or thought of as a slut… but, let  a man share his number, and he’s suddenly Don Juan, lover of many, heartbreaker of many more…

I need help in understanding the “how many partners” numbers game is played in this day of sexual freedom, is it really THAT important? Especially if you know this person is sexually healthy, and not risking your life… but more than anything, when I look at my number of past partners, I realized that most of these soiree’s took place during a different time in my life...  THE PAST!  Does having knowledge of ones past partners change the rhythm of the blossoming relationship?

This is the so called “real-talk” that I often hear about as I cruise the village of 360 and multiply…   so talk to me peeps! Give me some “real-comments” on this real question…

And if your really bold, what’s your magic partner number?  Lol

*muah*