...got dammit I am so fuckin bored, I’m going crazy… I swear if I don’t find a job that requires me to use at least the right damn side of my damn brain; I am goin to shoot myself! Any who, I was surfing last night, and ran across this Q n’ A on Cas Daddy's blog... it loked like fun so I thought I'd boost it, answer it, and post it...

...see what happens when a sista is bored?

1. What it shake like? Jell-O on a good day… a salt shaker on an ok day...

2. What it clap like? It clap’s like cymbals… clank, clank, clank…

3. What it taste like? It tastes like Pellegrino with a splash of peach…

4. What it ride like? Like a Stallion baby, taking you to new heights! I can speed it up or slow it down, cuz I’m ridin, and I’m runnin the show…

5. What it feel like? Smooth as silk and as soft as these 400 thread count sheets, that I can’t live without…

6. What it flow like? It flows like a leaky faucet baby, never leaving you thirsty!

7. What it grip like? Hmmm, that depends on what your workin with… the grip is only as good as the dick, the bigger the dick, the tighter the grip…

8. What it cum like? Like the river Jordan… and ummm if you’re extra lucky, you may even witness a stream… many have tried, “most” have failed!

9. How you like it fucked? Hard n fast, can you handle that? Or slow n methodic if you’re worth my while…

10. You like it fucked hard or soft? Hmmm, didn’t I just address this! Fuck me hard, make me think your taking the pussy, beating the pussy, goin Mandingo on the pussy... yeah, mutha fucka, fuck me into submission... many have tried, and ummm, they have ALL failed! Gotta lil carried away... SORRY!

11. How you like it sucked and eat? I want you to suck it, finger fuck it, get it nice and sloppy wet, and then suck it all ova again… and when your finished I want you to get in my face, and let me lick my juices off your face, to ensure the smell of my sweet pussy is mixing with your breath! Bottom-line, when your finished, your nose, lips, and chin should be covered in the essence of this sweet, sticky pussy… did I answer the question for you? Mutli task mutha fucka, all ground MUST be covered, pussy, ass, clits, and all corresponding walls...

...that was fun! Is it 5:00pm yet?

...lawd yawl, i’ve been bloggin my black ass off, only to transfer the blogs to a memory stick, memory card, flash card, whateva the fuck! and somehow the shit got lost... I am so computer illiterate it’s pathetic... All that to say this, a bitch is pissed da fuck off. So, in order to lessen my level of pisstivity, I am what? Writing another fuckin blog!.... now, let’s hope a sista doesn’t fuck this up...

...I’d like to think that I’ve been blessed with the ability to seek out like minded individuals. I can usually look at a man and or woman and tell if they are my sexual match... This is not something that happened over nite, it came with time and experience... More than anything this is a skill that I developed while becoming more comfortable with my own sexuality... while developing sexually, It became easier and easier for me to weed thru the proverbial bad apples... We as sexual individuals have this ability to tap into are sexual matches, no more days of fuckin and wonderin mid-way thru: what the fuck... is that all your workin with? Man, I remember when, and what a waste of my good lovin, and my valuable time... and lawd knows I hate when folks waste my damn time!

sidebar: let me pause for the cause... Cuz ummm it is only by the grace of God that I am still alive! There was a time when I would be in the mix and I would straight tell a dude to “get da fuck up and out of me”... I had no problem letting them no that I was not satisfied with his performance or lack there of, and have even gone as far to tell a few dudes that I COULD NOT feel his dick ~ bottom line: your dick is toooo small... Now, when I think back these dudes coulda slashed my throat on that shit alone! So once again I give praise to the heavenly father, as we all know he looks out for fools and babies, and I’ll be the first to say I was a “damn fool”...

...can you tell if your potential fuck is even worth your while?... I can! Now I’m gonna tell you how and why... several things fall into place when considering a sexual tryst with a unsuspecting victim... For me, it’s all about the look of deviance. And what is the look of deviance? Well my good people, there are different strokes for different folks... Today’s blog is all about when animal attracts animal, but more importantly what animalistic characteristics attract Ms Teal to the opposite sex, and for that matter the same sex They may be able to talk the talk, and walk the walk, but for me it’s more about how he dances, how he eats, how he hugs me, holds my hands, etc., but, the biggest tell tale sign is the kiss, and the things that gets them over if I’m not willing to kiss them is the eyes, the look of deviance... Like I always say, I can look at most and tell if they have the power, the power to fuck me in the way that I’ve become accustomed to...

• It’s all in the way he wore his clothes...
  

...being the visual person that I am, the first thing that attracts me to any man or woman is their personal style. For me, personal style is the key to ones overall care of self... Bottom line is this, one who takes the time to groom themselves, takes pride and joy in being alive, but more importantly takes pride and joy in self... I can appreciate anyone who takes the time to put their best feet forward when walkin out the door... Then again, I’m a sucker for a well dressed man or woman, the better dressed you are, the sexier you are, and the more I wanna see what lies beneath... I start with the feet, and I work my way up, paying much attention to every little detail... For me there is nothing sexier than a man who is well dressed, and has excellent taste in shoes. Now the shoe thing may sound superficial but, shoes can tell a lot about a person, a person who takes the time to take care of his feet, is spending just as much time on the rest of his body... I appreciate a well manicured man, but I do not appreciate a man who spends more time in the mirror than I do, fuck it, there can only be one bitch in the house! I take this same shoe approach with women also, and what a joy it is to peruse women in the summer time, a woman who takes the time to take care of feet, and hands, is taking time to take care of her overall self...

• Dance for me daddy, let mami see what’cha workin with...
  

...now, it’s funny I can’t dance worth a damn, but I love to see a man on the dance floor... if you think about it, dancing is like sex standing up... I like to pay attention to a man on the dance floor, wathcin him get his groove on gives me an idea of how he’d get his fuck on... In watching a man dance, I’m lookin at three things, variety in movement, which equals variety in sexual positions, and skill... rhythm, which tells me that you can fuck me to the beat of the music... And lastly the ability to get lost in the in the music, letting me know that he can get lost in my sloppy wet pussy! Now, as I have clearly noted, I can not dance worth a damn, however, I fuck like a champion, so with that said, the dancing rule may not work for everyone, but, it damn sure does work for me, the dancing challenged Hey, at least I’m honest...

• Damn daddy, I want you to suck my pussy jus’ like your suckin the meat off that pork rib...
  

...never knew that one’s table manners can hold the answer to ones sexual ability, did ya? Well, yes it can... There are two kinds of people in the world: those who eat to live, and those who live to eat! Now, think about this, and ask your self, which category do you fit in? Now, taking in consideration the nature of this blog, I would hope you would pick the one who lives to eat... A man with a good appetite usually means he has a healthy libido... I personally wanna man who can appreciate good food, good drink, and good pussy, the 3 really go hand and hand... But most importantly, I like to watch a man eat, see, watchin a man eat shows me how he may nibble on my neck ear, clit, and tits... I mean really, is he savoring the food, or just inhaling the flavor?... a dude that can wolf down a burger is the same dude who is on some wam bam thank ya man shit! Fuck that, I love a quickie, but only on my terms! Give me a man who is willing to experiment with his food... give me a man who can appreciate canolis over cheesecake... The food rule is simple “ bread and butter in food taste = bread and butter sex”... can I get an: AMEN....

• His conversations are always uplifting, making me wanna lift my skirt!
  

...nothing worse than a monotone dude, no facial expression, jus blank! For me that’s a sign of being a complete and utter bore... however the dude that can express himself using a variety of tones is the dude that is passionate about life, therefore passionate about fuckin’... Now when he’s talkin to me I’m also takin into consideration his eye contact, in my way of thinkin if a dude can’t look me in the eye he’s either shy, or has hella skeletons in his closet.... Hell, I got my own skeletons, a sista can’t be dealin with dudes skeletons!

• It’s all in the way he touches me....
  

...I personally love an affectionate man, and the more one can express affection with a simple touch, give me some idea of his sexual touch, and his levels of sexual affection.... did you know that the way a man holds your hands, is an indication of not how he’ll perform in bed, but how he’ll respond after the deed is done? Example: if a dude intertwines his fingers in yours, he’s likely to be erotic...

• He kissed me, and then I knew it was ON!...
  

...for me, the kiss holds the key to ones sexual abilities... It’s all about the lock of the tongues! Kissing is the most intimate non-sexual act that two people can do, if the kiss is right, then your pretty much guaranteed an enjoyable sexual liaison between two like minded people. This rule has yet to let me down, however because kissing is so personal to me, I don’t kiss everyone, so that’s when the other attraction rules come into play... One final note on kissing, for me, kissing can not be taught, if the tongues aren’t locking, and the flow doesn’t come naturally, then how in the hell can there be a flow in-between the sheets? Lesson: if the kiss ain’t right, then the fuck is sure to be WRONG!

So tell me, what attracts you to the opposite sex? Now in answering this, I’m thinkin in terms of the sexual, not the intellectual! Yawl know me, and although I’ve been away, you know how my mind works... Talk to me folks, your in your local grocery store, mall, club, bistro, coffee house whateva the fuck, and a certain someone walks by that immediately rises your libido... What is it that attracted you to them? What is it about that person that makes you wanna bed them down? What is it that makes you wanna slip n’ dip? Talk to me, cuz once again, I’m on a need to know basis!

ps., I forgot one! That swagger baby... Ain’t nothin like a dude with a sexy ass swagger... The walk of power, stepping into the spot on some tsunami shit! Damn, I love that shit... *smile*