~A~LOVE~SUPREME's posts with tag: me
Ladies, do you know when you smell? Really… do you know when there’s a feminine Hygiene issue? When you do smell and you’re at work, what do you do? Do you wash up? Do you conceal with a tampon or do you return to your seat hoping and praying no one else can smell your stank pus? Lol Would you agree that there are levels of coochie funk? Like moderately funky, and highly funky? I guess y’all are wondering where all this is coming from, huh? Well, lemme tell ya! I tend to enjoy smelling myself… last night I got home and I grab some sweats off the floor, and when I sat down, the aroma hit me… and I said: you stink! (Writing this at work and chuckling like crazy) and then I got a good whiff and I said: but it’s that good stink! (If there is such a thing… with me, there is)… the good stink made me horny as hell! Any who, I got to thinking about stinky pus and how some women have NO clue… I’m getting fat! And the fatter I get the more I sweat under my tits… now that can stink! I need help, cause this is a NEW issue for me… now the interesting thing is this, it only stinks when I have on flavored soufflé, and that’s ALL I wear… guess I need to STOP lathering the milk cartons with body soufflé huh? Being obese sucks! I hate when I go to the nail salon and the Korean woman wants to rush me so she can make more money! I try to tell her ALL the time, the more you rush me, the less your tip will be (keep in mind most of the hood girls are NOT tipping)… now for the umpteenth time, this bitch rushed me, and you can’t rush gel nails, the shit gets all wrinkled… but, cause her silly lil ass rushed me, I now get to go back tonight, for a repolish, and she gets to miss out on more money! HA! Can you tell the difference between: Japanese, Chinese, Korean, and Vietnamese upon first sight? I can. It’s something my mother taught me! It’s all in the eyes and the shape of the their face… and yes they all slant, but it’s the depth of the slant… I often think I’ve been Bi all my life… I was one of those lil kids that got caught exploring with otha lil girls… now; the interesting thing is I was always the one whose parents were called… WTF? Although I’m Bi, I don’t know if I enjoy eating pussy as much as my bi friends do… I mean I enjoy it, but I don’t love it! I think, once again “I think”, I’m one of those women that like to be taken advantage of by other women, where I lay there and they do all types of nasty, painfully cruel things to my body (is there something wrong with me?) I said “I think”, cuase I have yet to experience that, and have nothing to base the desire on other than my twisted thoughts! Now, I love women, I LOVE THEM, but I enjoy exploring them more than anything… I like playing in pussy with my fingers, and I enjoy kissing and sticking my finger in their asses (only if my nails aren’t too long), but, my absolute favorite it titties… I love sucking, biting, and nibbling on nipples! So, with all that said, does that mean I’m Semi-Bi? I also like women who have fat clits! Fat clits are easier to play with! Lol… I’m inexperienced… but fa real, when a girl has a lil bitty clit, I feel like my jaws are going to lock cause you got to put in so much got damn work, lookin for the damn clit! Sometimes I just wanna ask a woman: I’m sorry and what size did you say your clit was? Have you ever paid attention to a woman’s pussy lips? Fa real, have you? I swear some women have lips that hang very low! There’s something both sexy and weird about that… this one chick tied her lips together, and all the while I was both intrigued, and disgusted… but I sure enjoyed playing with them!
I’m still amazed at men who have “arm candy” but desire, “Thicky Ricardo’s”… this takes me back to the other night at the pool party… dude that I fucked had the baddest bitch in the house, she was FINE, at least to me, but dude couldn’t get enough of my big tittie ass (matter of fact he’s hitting me up NOW)… don’t get me wrong, I have high self esteem, and I loves me some Teal, even though she’s fat and is slowly squeezing into a size 16… it simply amazes me that dudes marry Halle Barry, and cheat with Monique… I firmly believe that if SOME married women didn’t get so damn comfortable in married life, their straying ass husbands wouldn’t stray! Granted some men are dogs that will cheat regardless how good shit is at home… but trust and believe that the majority of the cheating men cheat, cuz wifey jus isn’t doin what she usta do! I hear it time and time again… I LOVE getting into the heads of married men… and because I listen to them, and remember every damn thing, you best believe I will be supa wife! I will put my supa ho outfit on, fuck his brains out, stimulate his ass with some fucking stimulating conversation, all the while ordering dinner from Schwann’s and nursing babies…. LADIES, if you ain’t handlin ya business, trust and believe some other woman will! For all my married friends, don’t start no shit with me… this is the TRUTH! My girl Dee ( I swear she would KILL me, if she knew how much her name came up in my blog this week… the devils blog!) but, her husband purchased a bike against her will, and without her knowledge (that in itself was an issue) every since the weather turned, he has been wanting to take his wife riding… all she does is bitch and moan about the damn bike, she looks at the bitch and sees: DOWN PAYMENT FOR A HOUSE… to say she hates the bike is an understatement… but peep this, the bike is NOT going anywhere, so let it go, Boo! But more anything, if you don’t ride that damn bike, you best believe BoomSheeka from the hood will be more than happy to straddle that joint! And then I told her ass: if you know like I know, you’d be bent ova that joint and letting him hit ya fat ass from the back! She hates me… but guess who was riding this weekend? HA! (don’t fuck with me! I tell it like it IS… sometimes!) Did y’all know I was the keeper of Internet secrets! It’s both a privilege and an honor to know the secrets of so many of you… to think that some people actually seek me out, wanting my advice on some things! Lil ole me… *smh* some of my real time friends would find that funny, the funny thing is that most of them don’t know me as well as y’all do! *wink* secrets are ALWAYS safe with me… just had to say that, cause I really do feel honored… I like to watch the exchange of words via the blog comments! Some of y’all get emotionally involved in these comments… some times, I just wanna get some kettle corn, read, and create a visual of how the war of words would go down in person… hey, I’m all for being passionate about your views, but NOT at the expense of making people feel stupid, or ignorant, and even moré importantly making people feel like their view doesn’t matter,… some of y’all are DEEP and jive HURTFUL! But I love it… I still want a 360/Multiply Wall, like on the L Word… that way, we can see how many people are sexually connected! Y’all some nasty fuckers… Do y’all know that PECAN was in the DC Metro area this weekend, and he didn’t even let me know! Talking about he had no way to tell me… now I know damn well that nukka got a Smart Phone, hell he’s a smart ass mutha fucka, so he gotta have a Smart Phone, plus he works in IT, dammit where there’s a will there’s a way! Humph, I think he just flirts with me to build my self esteem… damn him! Any who, I hope the server crashes in Bethesda, and he has to come back on a weekend he has a lot of shit planned… *stick tongue out* and, I’m putting his ass on blast, I sent him my damn phone number, hell I can count on one hand how man men on the net have my number, so PECAN, you Pussy Eating Country Azz N****, next time you in the DMV, you best call a bitch, so she can straddle ya dick, OK? In closing, I look forward to the day that the word whore is a respectable word… for I have whore’ish moments, and reflecting on those moments brings me great joy! Also, as I read, and experience the worlds of some of my fellow bloggers, I must thank my parents for my upbringing and early childhood experiences! I swear, the best thing you can do to any child, man or woman, is expose them, to a world beyond television and home! Now get outta here, go do some work! *wink*
I am learning more and more that sex without emotion is some emotionless ass sex… it brings me no satisfaction what so ever… it’s merely a fuck, a lay… No matter how much I may feel a dude, or should I say that no matter how much a dude may get my panties wet, if I’m not mentally connected to him on SOME level, once again I’m back to square one… emotionless ass sex… then it becomes a questions of….. WHY? (Why mutha fucka, WHY!) I am a dominant, sexually aggressive, controlling bitch… at the end of the day, if we’re going to tap dance around role playing, I really need the delivery to be STRONG… or I will take you and your message as a JOKE…. And, we really don’t want that, because then, it becomes a power struggle, and then folks wanna get all bent outta shape… and for me, it’s just fuel to my “I’m running the mutha fuckin show” fire… With all that said… thoughts of submission enter my psyche on the regular! Lol (how fuckin crazy is THAT?) It’s not my goal to impress anyone; I impress myself daily by waking my ass up, coming to this bullshit ass temp job, where I make pennies, and maintaining a damn smile! On top of that coming home to a child that has recently found joy in asking me: What Would Jesus Do? (John, Jesus would pray! Now go clean ya damn room, before Jesus takes ya lil ass HOME) I’m finding that as the weather turns warmer my pussy gets wetter… now my questions is this? Is the pussy wetter cuz it hotter? Or is it wetter, cuz the grown and sexy are comin out of hibernation? A year ago, all I wanted was a MAN… a fully functioning, verbally aggressive, goal oriented man… today; I don’t give it much thought! I mean granted the idea of being in love, and having a special someone would be the piece de resistance of my so called life… but, on the real, I can’t even think of a relationship until Teal, is right… In all my 41 years, I have sat back and watch folks in relationships, it started with my mom and dad, and now I look at my friends, and if I know nothing, I know this... There is no way in hell you can be in a complete, loving, fulfilling relationship, if your emotional house is NOT in order… and for the record, if you think having a man is going to help you, get your shit together, than I hate to tell ya this, you are CONFUSED! I have never been rich, but I have been comfortable, in fact, VERY comfortable... I’ve never been poor, but I’ve been dirt broke (there’s a difference when you have property, house rich, cash poor!)… And lemme tell y’all one damn thing, I will never, ever, ever, be dirt broke again... that shit is for the fuckin birds! All the smiles in the world will never fill pockets filled with dust... fuck that! I will never understand people who marvel in their own misery… man get up off ya ass and make it fuckin happen! Listen we all have our moments, hell I had a 9 month moment, but dammit I’m tired of “whoa is me”… after while, no one wants to hear that shit, and then they start to look at you on some: bitch snap da fuck out of it! Lol, I’m laughing at myself… pathetic never looked good on me! The temp whore has a fuckin job, making the loot she is use to making! I may be pinching pennies for a moment, but dammit, I’ll be back on track soon… what the ex-temp whore is really happy about is, health insurance! Can you say a bitch is broke da fuck up… and my baby, lawd help me, my baby… “Yo John, we’s goin to the beach this summer, and it will NOT be a DAY trip… and we WILL go more than once… wooohooo”! lol, lawd help me, I am soooo happy… *tear drop* I’mma leave ya’ll with some foul ass only Teal would do kinda shit… Friday nite, I was at home, chilling… I took off my jeans , and I left them on the bathroom floor… minutes later I go back to the bathroom, and I see the cat luxuriating in the crotch of my jeans… before I finish keep in mind that I was a lil twisted… sooo, I was like: oh, you like the way my pussy smells huh? Well then, lemme hook your ass up! So, ummm, why did I take off my thong, and throw that shit in the crotch of the jeans for some flavor that the cat could REALLY savor? SHE LOVED IT… didn’t cry AT ALL… Yes, I got issues, and no, you will NOT call the humane society! Cuz, I loves my ‘pussy’ cat, and my ‘cat’ loves my pussy! Lol, I swore I would not share this story with another human being, but I couldn’t help myself! Shut up Tenay… lol Guess what, I got a job! (cheezin my caramel ass off!) One mo’ thang… Man I started bloggin simply to rejoice in my Papi escapades… soon after that it became a way to rant and rave about my Papi disappointments… after while, I realized that I was building my own lil net family…. You guys, yes, YOU, have been there for me during the toughest of times, from emotional breakdowns, to financial troubles! The Teal that sits here today, and writes this blog, must thank the good people of 360!... especially those of you who have really had my back thru thick and thin, y’all know who you are… You are appreciated! Thank you all for the blessings, love, and most importantly prayer… finally 2008 is shaping into something beautiful, hmmmm, maybe I can focus on a man again… NOT! *muah*
 ...although one may think he or she is loving you right... Only u can determine if the love is real...
...follow your heart... But, trust your gut... ...if it doesn’t feel right... then it ain’t right... ...love based in lust, is not love, its lust disguising itself as love... ...sex is not the gateway to love... love is the gateway to even better sex... ...when u experience a love supreme, there is no turning back... ...love hurts... The true sign of true love is small doses of true love inflicted pain... ...one may say he loves you... But unless his words are backed by action, he doesn’t love you... ...love is accepting of all shortcomings... As long as the person is willing to address and work on said shortcomings... ...a broken heart can always be mended... a mended heart can love again, although cautious, it can love again... ...if it walks like a dog, barks like a dog, and fuck likes a dog, he can’t love... He will only piss all over you, and if your ok with that, then he loves you in a doggy-dog kinda way... ...a love that moves mountains, is a love that’s unbreakable... ...if u can’t break bread with him, you really shouldn’t love him... ...love will both surprise and disappoint... It’s all about taking the good with the bad... ...if a man or a woman tells u that he loves u within the first week of knowing you... They not love, you, they not have a clue!... ...if your love, loves the bottle more than he loves you, then love don’t live there no more... Believe that! ..if your love feels that spending time with the boys or the girls is more important than you... Then ummm, they not love you... ...love is based in trust... Without trust, the love will disappear... ...one cannot love without first loving them self... …to know me... Really is to love me... ...love makes the world goes round, so they say! Loving yourself, makes your world go around... ...love is about being consistent... ...love is about being true to self, while being true to your love... ...the one you love should compliment you, as you should he or she... ...love can be healing... But only if you let it heal you... ...being open to love, doesn’t mean being open to craziness... ...love wakes me up every morning... The love for self, gives me the fuel to keep my emotional fires burning... ...love is the key, to a healthy happy family... When this is not achieved, you fuck up future generations... love, forever leading by example... ...when loving someone, take in consideration their history, their background... How did his or her parents express love... The apple never falls far from the tree... (this is some real shit! U wanna know who your dealing with? Peep the parents!) ...love is about fair exchange, fair exchange of ideas, emotions, and feelings... If the exchange is not fair someone is getting the short end of the stick... ...we all love differently, with that said, there is a right and a wrong way to love... ...love should bring his ass home every night... ...love is forever growing, evolving and manifesting... ...love is fresh, freeing and revitalizing, giving you a youthful feeling... ...love will always have your best interest at heart... ...love can make one look foolish, only a wise person, will not allow themselves to be a “fool in love”... ...love is as love does... ...there are degrees of love... and for that reason no one person can love 2 people at the same time with the same depth... ...love is pain, pleasure, pride, and prejudice... ...love is about sacrifice, if your love is not making sacrifices for you, then it’s not love...
...it is possible to hate the one u love, although not healthy, it is possible... ...love acknowledges all things important to you... ...love will pick you up when your feelin down, and lift u further when your feelin up... ...once u realize that love doesn’t live here anymore, it becomes a necessity to let love go... Walk away gracefully.... ...although we all love a little differently, it is the one thing, we all have in common... kinda like blood! ...in closing, love is as love does.... as I read blogs, and reflect on my journey over the past few years, I felt compelled to share my lessons in love... Feel free to add your’s, and maybe, just maybe, we can all figure out how to love a lil better, but most importantly how to love purely...
 several years ago, I wrote an affirmation, regarding what it is that need in man, I found myself reading it, tonite and I felt like sharing... in my heart, I know that the man I need is out there, I believe that God will send him to me when the time is right... When I am ready to receive him, and be all that I can be to ensure that what we have will succeed and grow... This brotha will possess the following qualities: the roughness of Paul (my first straight up thug), that take charge shit, hold no barriers, drop your panties here and now shit... The innocence of the old Greg (my baby daddy), that whisper in your ear "I love you", letter writing shit... The body of Scott ( my Muslim Greek God), damn that body! It was to live and die for... just divine! The humor of Morris ( my first married man), that ability to make me laugh when everyone and everything else is falling apart.... This man MUST make me feel like a queen, a man that can put me on that pedestal, that man that got his shit so in tact, that even when he fucks up, he can still make me feel like I’m the shit! A man that can make me feel like everyday is the 1st day after the 5th year.... My request are simple... How perfect it would be to find a man that could encompass all these characteristics, a lil ghetto, a lil ruff around the edges, very refined, and all man! A take charge man, who ain’t afraid to cry, one that can demand that I drop my panties, and fuck him whenever, and wherever! He’s out there Teal, don’t settle... Now, I wrote this when lil man was 9 months old! I keep it on my vanity. There was a time I would read it daily, but not any longer... I can honestly say I haven’t looked at this in at least 2 years! Over the weekend, I found myself thinkin about the type of man I want and I need, and this is what I came up with... Not much has changed! I need A man with some back bone... a take charge mutha fucka! I want a man who can come up with the plan... Both a life plan, and the plans for Friday nite... I mean really must I plan every damn thing... I need a man that knows how to treat a woman... I need a family man... I want a kid friendly man... I want a humble man... I need and I want a stand up man... I need A loving man... I need A god fearing, spiritual man... I need a man who means what he says, and says what he means... I man who can keep his word... I need a man who can love me regardless of my flaws... I need a man who can appreciate every side of me, the sexual side, the intellectual side, and the side that just wants to cry, when things ain’t right... I want and need a man who is willing to push my sexual envelope... I need a nasty man, a sexual man, a erotic man, a sexually neurotic man... I need a man who considers my needs, prior to focusing on his own need... I want a man who is in control of his destiny, I need a man who can become my destiny... I need a man who can love me with or without makeup... I want a man who can appreciate the diva in the makeup... I need a man who can appreciate a woman that compliments him... I want a man who can compliment me... But more than anything, I want and need a man who can come to me with all his cards on the table, one who can bare his soul to me knowing that his secrets are safe with me.... I want what I need, and I need what I want, and when the time is correct, my need, and my want will come together, to meet all my needs and want... Where are ya daddy? Cuz mami is sittin here, patiently waiting for you to love me up, and make me sparkle, and I promise to do the same for you... *wink*
...girls and boys, if you don't think you have the best piece of pussy or dick in the neighborhood, nobody will! ...gaining sexual confidence, is half the battle, once you exude sexual confidence, the battle has been won!... so, I’m sitting here thinking I’m the baddest bitch in yahoo/multiply land, fuck it, the baddest bitch out here (if I don't think it, know one else will!)... so as I continue to pat my pussy on the back, I thought I share with you the top 10 reasons why, I love my pussy, and how I know you'll love it too... In true David Letterman style I present to you, "the top 10 reasons why, "I" love my pussy".... - cuz, it's hot and sticky...
tell me boys and gurls, dont'cha just love it when you enter a woman rather it be your dick or your fingers and it's nothing but wet warmth? it's pure heaven baby!.... just like a bowl of soup on a cold winter's day, loving you and comforting you all the while filling you up! ....hmmm, pussy like that makes the boys and girls say.... GOT DAMN! - cuz, it smells so got damn good and tasty... you know your pussy smells good, when you enjoy sniffing your own panties! (yes, I got issues) ...as I like to say, "nasty is as nasty does"
- cuz, it's dripping wet... when's the last time you visited the sahara desert? well let me tell you, when you got a bitch like me on your side, you need not worry about running out of water, or lub for that matter!... this pussy gets wet enuf to hydrate a small army! there’s something to be said about a woman who can fuck for hours on end and her pussy still requires no lubrication... makes the boys and girls say... CAN I GET A DRINK?
- cuz it's so got damn pretty... nothing like looking at this pussy, when it's sloppy wet! all shiny and shit, with the perfect mole, placed in the perfect location!
- cuz, I can make it cum, with the flip of my mental switch ( got damn that bitch is bad!)... at the end of the day, I’m the keeper of the nut! I determine when, where, and how strong!... awwh shit... did you know that with the flip of your mental switch, you can make yourself cum?... take notes folks, it's not what your man does to you, it's what your mind does to you... you see, I got this cummin thing down to a science. now granted I don't cum easily, nor will I cum for everyone.... let's just say: mami likes the girls and boys to put in some work!
- cuz, I can make it talk!... yes dammit, I said "talk"... the deeper you thrust, the more it speaks!
- cuz, it taste like spring water with a splash of peach... nothing like a tasty pussy!... the way I see it the better it taste the more the boys and girls wanna eat! ...hmmm, and when mami really wants to tease the boys and girls, she pulls out the flavored extras! ...nothing like that watermelon flavored pussy...
- cuz, my pussy has a direct connect to my nipples... the connection between my nipples and pussy is unreal! the more you suck, lick and bite on these nipples, the wetter my pussy gets, and we all know, "wetter is always better"
- cuz, my pussy can bring it, but most importantly the pussy can take it!... there’s something to say about a woman who can go toe to toe with her man! you bring it, and I take it! what's life without a few challenges... and trust me, this pussy will challenge you and all your sexual abilities...
- cuz, it makes the boys and girls go crazy...now, I’m not trynna brag... but, mami got pussy like whoa, or shall I say like crack, once you get a hit of this fat, juicy, sticky, tasty ass pussy, you "will" come back for more... so addictive!
...experience has taught me that what may work for one may not work for others, let's just say that the "other" are usually those who are simply misguided, and misinformed... yes, I’ m talkin shit! but like I said, if I don't believe it, nobody else will.... fuck it, I just got it like that! *big lottery winning smile*
 Late Sunday greetings to my Multiply Family! I find myself wanting to blog, but can’ t seem to get my thoughts together... So here I am posting a back n’ da day 360 blog... Check it out, and please give me your thoughts! *wink* ...my ass has been on some rant n’ raving, question n’ answer, do the hokey pokey, with my most recent blogs... So I got the thinkin, it’s time to change the "blogmosphere", cute ain’t it? "blogmosphere", thanks Papi, I loved that shit... So here I sit, at 11:27, with some true confessions on my mind! ...aight, let’s talk a lil shit! No pun intended... But yawl know what I mean, a lil grown folk convo, a lil dirty~dirty... Lol, cuz you know how low I like to go when it comes to my blog flow... (that rhymed! ) ...but seriously as you all know I adore a lil anal lovin... For me it’s all about tact, precision, and skill... Do I require some anal lovin with each and every session? No! But, I can appreciate a really good hard ass fuck on occasion, mixed in with some tender anal lovin on the regular, and ummm, fingers and tongues are welcome anytime! ...now I’ve run across a number of blogs discussing anal sex, giving pointers on techniques, and overall likes and dislikes... Hell, I’ve done a few myself... But this one here is a lil different, this one here, is more geared towards the fellas! ...now, before I jump into this topic, let’s first approach this with open minds and remove all negative stigma’s that come with men and anal pleasure... ...I promise not to get to heavy into this blog, it’s merely a lil somethin to provoke some thought... No story to tell this time, just a little curious, about your thoughts, and where your head is... ...cleanse your minds my brotha’s... breathe... relax... now, read! ...so, your woman steps to you and tells you of her deep desire to penetrate you anally... Nothing major, maybe a lil finger, a lil tongue, a lil slip n’ dip! ...fellas, upon hearing this, what crossed your mind? Did you do the traditional "oh hell no", or would you at least consider it for that special one? ...sista’s, what are your thoughts? If your man approached you, on some: babe, I want you to stick your finger in my ass? Would you frown your nose up at his ass, or would you cut that fingernail down and put in some work? ...now, before you comment on this, I only want the grown, sexy, mature, folks responding to this... If your gonna hit me with the "that’s gay" comments then, tell me why it’s gay... And when your telling me why it’s gay, explain to me how it’s not gay that a man gets off on fuckin a woman in the ass, but he wont allow his woman to get off on pleasuring his ass? ...and, if your really bold, tell me if you’d consider actually being strap -on fucked in the ass by your woman? now, here’s my lil story... I’m dominant by nature, I have never explored my dominant side before... I recently had the chance to explore that by finger fuckin a dude in the ass... Now it’s somethin’ that I’ve always been curious about, but I always had stipulations, you gotta shower, you gotta make sure you smell clean etc... jus’ dumb shit, but my dumb shit... So, I found myself in a moment of lustful touching and feeling, and the question was posed to me, and I obliged! And I swear to you, somethin came over me... It turned me on, and it awakened the dominant bitch in me, in a major way... In short, I fuckin loved it! so, talk to me folks... share your thoughts!
 ...hereâÂÂs hoping everyone had a spectacular weekend! I must say that my weekend was very relaxing... Friday evening, I vegged out, and just enjoyed having my house to myself, and I also took the time to luxuriate in self... Oh how I love to luxuriate in self, especially when the lil one is gone, and especially when itâÂÂs raining out side.... What a great nite! I made some magic, just me, my two fingers and my pussy... It was glorious... ...Saturday was another day of self fulfillment, but this fulfillment was of the non sexual kind... IâÂÂve been having some serious issues with my skin... I canâÂÂt blame it on the weather because IâÂÂve never had this issues before, but I will blame it on being 40! Let me tell you, IâÂÂm loving me some me, and iâÂÂm embracing my 40's but my body reminds me on the regular that IâÂÂm 40 years old... IâÂÂve been noticing that my skin is goin thru some serious changes, dry spots here nâ there, and not feeling as smooth as I like it to feel... Due to the fact that a sista is on a serious budget I decided to tap into my skills of being a licensed esthetician, and give myself a facial... The facial turned into a ghetto spa day, and IâÂÂm happy to report that after cleansing, exfoliating, steaming, and a full body scrub, IâÂÂm feelin like a million dollars... ItâÂÂs amazing what a lil skin care can do for a sista! ...Saturday evening, I had plans to go on a movie date with a friend of a friend... Now, I was hesitant about this, because this dude is the on again, off again boyfriend of one of my girlfriends sisters... We met last fall, and he was a cool guy, and he had the "look"... because he was seeing my girls sister, I never considered seeing him other than at the occasional cook-out, or birthday gathering... Well, a few months ago, we happened to run into each other, and exchanged numbers... We talked a few times, but I felt that dealing with him was dangerous territory, and stayed away... In the meantime my girlfriend is sharing with me, all the trouble her sister and her man were having, not knowing that I had all the information from the boyfriend... Any who, after talkin off, and on, and him pretty much beggin to go out for drinks, I gave in, but then I had second thoughts, and came up with some bullshit excuse not to go out... And finally last nite, I actually said yes... he had contacted me Friday and stated that he wants to go out for dinner and a movie, and I told him Friday wasnâÂÂt good, but we could make somethin happen on Saturday.. ...after spending the day on my spa mission, I wasnâÂÂt in the mood to get dressed and go out for a movie date, but at the same time, I was feeling extra good after my lavender nâ sage bath, and decided what the hel!? What else have I got to do?... Keep in mind this way of thinking tends to get me in trouble!.... ...so dudes truck is in the shop, and I have to pick him up, which was a pain, cuz the movies, and dinner are on my side of town... By the time I got there, I was late as hell, and it was either the movie, or the dinner, but not both... So, we end up eating dinner, we had some nice convo, and I told him that I was VERY apprehensive about going out with him due to the friendship connection... And he pretty much said, that the situation was fading out, and there was nothing to worry about... But being a woman, who knew in her heart this shit was not right, I couldnâÂÂt shake that feelin... (But my black as was still sitting there! So I guess I wasnâÂÂt to bothered) So, we finish dinner, and I stop to get some gas, he was a perfect gentleman, and paid for the gas, and pumped it! I almost shit bricks, I swear the dudes I deal with are soo damn selfish, that a sista is lucky to get a cup cake! ...weâÂÂre leaving the gas station, and dude asks, where are we going?, and I told him, that I was taking him home... And he was like home? DonâÂÂt you live around here? I told him yes... He then goes on to say that we should stop at my house and watch a move or "somethin"... Or "somethin"... so now, IâÂÂm thinkin this dude wants some pussy... Well, ole horny gullible me, says aight , we can go by my place for a minute... ...now weâÂÂre at the condo, as with most guest, especially male guest, he was fascinated with the balcony... See, my balcony is in a corner, and itâÂÂs somewhat hidden by treeâÂÂs, so those of us who have sex on the brain who see it, instantly think this is a nice balcony to fuck on, any time of the day... And yes, it is! Of course with the subject of the balcony comin up, I proceed to tell him how much I enjoy playin with the pussy on the balcony... And of course he wants to see me play with the pussy on the balcony... Well, it was a lil cold for that... So I offered him a seat in the living room, and we sat n talked for a minute.... The whole time we are talkin, heâÂÂs talkin to the girls, and finally I asked him, you like big breast huh? And he was like, "do I"? So of course I opened my shirt and let him get a look at the pretty lace bra I had on, and then one by one, as I do so damn well, I pulled these big bitches out, and dude was flabbergasted! ...so heâÂÂs all on the nipples, suckin for dear life, and IâÂÂm sitting there gettin wet as hell! So I decided that we needed to proceed to the bedroom, and boy was I happy I did that... Now this is a skinny dude, but he had a monster dick, and I was in need of a monster dick... his dick was HUGE... Real long, skinny at the base and super thick at the shaft and head area... Man that joint looked GOOD... So heâÂÂs suckin on the girls, and IâÂÂm laying there enjoying his dick as I feel it growin more nâ more, against my leg... He stops suckin my nipples, and proceeds to tell me that he DOES NOT eat pussy, and I said to myself: well then, as much as I wanna suck this baseball bat dick of yours, if you ainâÂÂt eatin, then IâÂÂm not suckin! So be it... Then all the sudden he says, "but, I really wanna suck your pussy" "BAD", and I was like damn: then, get ta eatinâÂÂ... So dude proceeds to my lick pussy and starts eating that bitch... now it started out kinda weak, then dude got his groove, and I was like GOT DAYUM! A bitch was squirming, screaming, and praising the sex gods! At this point, I was ready for the dick... his dick was rock fuckin hard... And long as a mutha fucka! I swear I wanted to take of picture of his dick, but I wasnâÂÂt trynna scare the dude...
...finally, he stops eating the pussy, he raises up, and starts fuckin with the girls again... Then he slid his long ass, fat ass, shiny ass dick inside me, and I thought I was gonna faint! Lawd, please forgive me... But dammit that dick was GOOD! (Hell my shit is throbbing as I write this!)This dude musta stroked my pussy 125 different ways and every stroke was just as good as the first stroke... we fucked all nite long, a lil suckin, a lil fuckin, mixed in with several breaks... When it came time for round four, I decided I was ready to suck some dick... I got some ice, crunched it up, and proceeded to suck on his dick... At this point dude was gone... "This is gonna be my pussy"... askin me, what he needs to do to; "take ownership of this pussy" etc... (whateva) the more shit he talked the better I sucked his dick, his shit talkin was fuel to my dick suckin fire... man was it nice! Every so often a sista jus needs to suck on some dick, some nice big juicy dick, the kinda dick you can hold, and smack your face with... Whew damn! That shit was GOOOOD.... So, I finish suckin the dick, and dude starts hitting it from the back, heâÂÂs slammin the pussy walls, and mamiâÂÂs gettin wetter, and wetter... He nuts, and we both passed out for all of 15 mins... Next thing you know dude has me on my knees doggy style, and heâÂÂs playin with the clit, just rubbin it, and teasing it, and finally he rams his tongue in my pussy as heâÂÂs rubbin the clit, and viola, I came! ...needless to say, IâÂÂm sparklin, and feelin like I just slayed some damn dragons! When a dude fucks me good, I tend to reflect on that shit for days... I found myself reflecting on ole boy this morning, and began to think about men and the size of their dicks... Now, I donâÂÂt consider myself a size queen when it comes to dick, however I can appreciate a well endowed man on occassion... For me, the most important thing is a manâÂÂs skill set... bottom line is this: you can have a monster dick, and not have clue as to what to do with it... I canâÂÂt say this enough, skill set will always win over size... With that said, that doesnâÂÂt mean I will settle for a itty bitty dick cuz he has mad skills... He must be workin with somethin... And if not, he must have, compensating factors! ...once again, my preference is a well skilled dick... But I prefer medium lengthier fat dicks as they tend to fill me up, and hit my spot... I like big fat monster dicks, when I feel like I need to have my guts banged out, and they feel great hittin the walls! ... I can appreciate a dick with a curve, especially if it curves to the left, cuz they really hit the spot.... I tend to like uncircumcised dicks cuz they are typically pretty damn big... I can appreciate a long slender dick, cuz they slip n slide easily into my ass... I like abnormally huge dicks, cause I see them as a challenge, and they work well in between the girls! ... Basically I like dick! The prettier the dick the more I wanna suck it, the fatter the dick the more I wanna suck it and fuck it, the longer the dick the more I wanna feel it bang me to death, and the simpler the dick, the more I can train it to do whatever the fuck I want or need it to do... lol! So tell me ladies, how do you like your dick served? Small, medium, large, or extra large? Does size really count, or is it about the skill of the dick? And lastly, does one size really fit all?
 This survey has been "blog jacked" ... you know how we do! We borrow it from somebody who borrows it from somebody, who borrowed it from somebody who borrowed it from someone else! Now I originally saw it on HoneyâÂÂs page, then I peeped it on SilkyâÂÂs page, and a few hours later I saw it on QâÂÂs page, and it was at that very moment, I decided I was ready to put my âÂÂtwist" on the survey... So here goes nothin... But really, it is somethin...
1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed, again? WouldnâÂÂt I...
2. Have you told anyone you'd marry them? Of course, havenâÂÂt you?
3. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurt? HasnâÂÂt everyone?
4. Have you ever made a b/f g/f cry? Not my proudest moment... But, yes.
5. Are you happier single or in a relationship
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