Greetings my good people of Multiply and 360!  I wanna throw a true story out to the masses and in turn get some open and honest feedback…

We have a couple who has lots of history…  they were college sweethearts, who eventually moved on and married others…  one marriage ends in divorce(her), and the other is in the midst of a long term separation(him) where divorce it imminent… 

Chance brings them back together… and I say “chance” because they are both from the Great State of Texas, and due to work, and family they both ended up on the East Coast in the same TRI-State area…   YEARS have gone by, and the male calls the female to simply wish her a Happy Mother’s day, only to find out that they are living in the SAME area… an instant re-connection is made, and a new chapter begins…

During the process of picking up where they left off, they are introduced to swinging… boundaries have been set, and everyone is respectful of each others limitations… they attend an area club on a semi regular basis, and have attended a few private lifestyle parties…

The couple experiences the normal growing pains that relationships go thru… and as with all relationships, they learn from the issues and continue to grow…

Everything is flowing for a good 18 to 24 months…  suddenly the female gets a call from another female…  dude lies his way thru this distraction, and states that ole girl is out of the picture, and has been out of the picture for some time…  but knowing women the way that I know women…  Most women will not call the other woman unless they are at their wits end, and need to know where the situation is heading… dude pretty much; sweeps the situation under the rug, and all is well, after the outsider has verbally agreed to NOT contact the girlfriend or him again… 

They survive this major relationship violation, and continue growing, learning, loving and swinging….  Months go by, and a reliable 3rd party gets word that the male half of the duo was in attendance at a local party WITHOUT his significant otha… instead, he’s at the party with another woman…  

Dude is confronted with all the evidence…  you see dudes other female friend, has a page on a local swing groups site…  this is an invite only site, that the girlfriend has managed to become a member of…  the main pic on the site, has dude and the chick all bunned up, appearing as a couple…  the comments clearly state that dude and his otha girlfriend are regulars at this groups functions…    now, dude is sooo crafty that he has  convinced  his girlfriend that when they aren’t together, he is ‘studying’…  he’s studying alright: New Ass 101…  

Here’s the clincher…  dude and girlfriend had a planned weekend, one that involved a road trip…  but, dude swiftly invites girlfriend on a business trip, where they hang out, and do what couples do…  she comes home a few days earlier, goes back to work, and prepares for the upcoming weekend get-a-away…  Suddenly dude can’t go!  Ya know why?  He needs to STUDY!  Girlfriend goes on her planned weekend trip with friends, and low and behold, one week later girlfriend finds out that not only was he NOT studying, but he was at the lifestyle party with girlfriend number 2…   dude is confronted, and he doesn’t really deny the shit, but, he refuses to come clean AT ALL…  instead, he does this reverse psychology bullshit, and goed into some major deflecting…  and instead of coming cleaning, he decides the relationship is over, because she pretty much is taking other folks word over his…  but, lets keep in mind that girlfriend has in ya face proof, not to mention a reliable source…

This is the VERY short version to a VERY long story…  a story of  sex, love and swinging…  I gave you enough to hopefully inspire a comment…    

My questions are simple:

What provokes a man to cheat, when he’s in a swingers relationship? 

Is there no loyalty amongst swingers? 

Is it hard to be straight with your significant other?   “Babe, I ran into the baddest sista that I’d love US to experience”

More importantly, when you've been busted, and ya shit is on the table...  why NOT fess up?  

The bottom-line, is this:  we all know that men and women cheat for various reasons, but in my opinion, cheating in a swingers relationship, is unacceptable!  If you’re offered the buffet, why creep with the appetizer?   when the main course can be shared...  (ok that was silly, but you get the point)...

my thoughts ar simple:  RESPECT!  dude didn't respect my friend nor the relationhsip enough to be upfront with her, or with himself - when the respect is NOT there, and the TRUST has been destroyed, what's left?

No matter who I’m with, man or woman, I hear it ALL the time; “Damn you taste good”…  I recently had a fling with a witty young man, who is making every possible effort to be more than just a fling!  Lol, every time we talk he spends the bulk of the conversation talking about how damn good I taste… and the other part of conversation revolves around how wet I am…  if nothing else he sure knows how to make a sista feel good!  Lol 

I’m sure all you ladies have heard it before, and for the ladies who are not strangers to swallowing, I’m sure you’ve run across a guy or two who taste pretty damn good too…  keeping this mind, I’m curious to know what good pussy taste like?   I’ve eaten a few pussies in my time, and I’m pleased to report that they all tasted lovely to me… nice and fresh… and yes, nice and fresh has a nice taste…  I like to refer to it as a “clean taste” … thank goodness I haven’t run into any foul tasting pussy!   What a turn off that would be…

 
So here I sit on a Sunday evening, wondering what good pussy taste like to you?  

 
Do you think that the rule of thumb for guys applies to women also?  The more water they drink, and the less alcohol they drink, makes for better tasting semen…  staying away from red meat, and spicy foods also makes for tolerable cum…  with that said, do you think that women who “flush” their systems have a cleaner fresher taste?

 
And lastly, how much does shaving ones pubic hair play into how good a woman taste?  I  thru this question in, because we all know that women and men with pubic hair tend to have a  musty odor that  can often times make one think they don’t taste as good, because you can’t escape the mustiness of it all!
 

So talk to me peeps, what does good pussy taste like to you?   Ladies, have you TASTED yourself?  If so, did you pass your personal taste test?    Guy’s have you run across any not so tasty pussy?  If so, WHAT did it taste like?  I wanna know!  lol

First and foremost my ass has been horny as hell…  FOI (the Muslim Ex) came in town, and we spent Wednesday and Thursday evening at The Ritz doing what we do… talking shit, eaten good ass food, and drink some good ass liquor!  The deal with FOI is that he’s a big buff, beautiful dude, with the body of a Greek God, and I get off on just being around him!  Not to mention he has a mean ass tongue, and a mighty dick…  lol  FOI and I have known each other for over 15 years, we were a couple for about 3 of those years, and he was really “my one”, but like a lot of men, he really didn’t know how to deal with his feelings for me, and the relationship slowly died when he admitted that he loved me…  and as with most of my ex boyfriends we maintained a close relationship…  although he moved back home to Houston, whenever he’s in town which is several times a year, we hook up…  now, before I hook up with him, I always have to inquire about the “type” of visit…  you see FOI has always told me that I “suck the life out of him”, and most of our visits consist of us talking shit with the band members (he’s head of security for Frankie B and Maze), and drinking…   but this time was different, when he called to tell me he was in town, and he wanted to spend some time with me, I asked him: what kind of visit will this be?  See, I need to know what mindset should I be in prior to getting there… if I know out the gate we ain’t fuckin then I’m good...  but if I get to him, and I’m horny and all he wants to do is snuggle, my ass is pissed… this time, he didn’t respond… he simply told me to: get my ass to Georgetown… and I told him: I’m on my way…  So, we meet, we greet, I hang out with the crew and we then check out the new tour bus, which was the bomb, and I attempted to break it in, but someone beat us to it, and was in the mix as we walked in (damn groupies)… we take it to the room, and dude gave up the goodies, and I once again SUCKED THE LIFE OUT OF HIM….  Maybe I FUCKED the life outta him, either way, nukka was humming when it was ova!  Lol

Now, that was both Wednesday and Thursday evening… the problem with good dick, is you want better dick…  I woke up on the fourth hungry for some dick, but I really didn’t want to be bothered…  So, I got pleasure from my toys and went on about my plans for the 4^th…  the whole time I’m chilling I’m thinking about how got damn wet my pussy was….  And that was the beginning of my “mission possible”! 

Saturday I was supposed to start training at the new gig…  I get there and the trainer has called in sick… due to the fact that my ass had a major hangover (thanks K, and Sisters!)  I was happy to carry my happy black ass home…  but I still had one big problem, I was still HORNY…  see the issue with getting good dick is you want more, all the damn time…  so I had an itch that needed to be scratched, BAD!  But first, I needed to sleep off my hangover, and get some much needed rest…

I woke up around 3, and I immediately starting calling folks… mainly dudes I have yet to fuck, but wanna fuck, but never got around to fucking… see, I’m a freak, but I’m a selective, conservative moody ass freak… my true freakdom doesn’t start to flourish until John leaves for the summer, and John “officially”  left this morning and the freak officially woke up after my mid afternoon nap…  lol

So I’m making calls and no one answers… after while folks start calling me back, they are no where in the area, there at the beach, or at family reunions, all types of shit… basically unavailable… one dude was so happy I finally called he offered to cut his beach weekend short by two days just to serve a sista up lovely…  I told him to chill, and enjoy, and I would catch him in the weeks to come…   now, I’ve exhausted all my resources, and I’m still HORNY! 

And somehow, some way, I ended up on Fling.Com.  Now, I’ve been on fling for a minute… it’s a cool sex sight, that I visit for a good laugh…  I’ve met a few dudes on fling, mainly for drinks, and a lil explicit conversation, but no sex… yesterday it was about the sex…  I logged on and just waited… within 15mins, I had well over 40 messages, and I began to weed thru them, tossing out the bad apples…  I narrowed it down to 4 prospects, which soon became 2…  one dude I was kind of interested in, but he was young (26), and young dudes don’t know how to savor good pussy, they wanna run up in it, and then repeat the process 10 mins later..  Which is fine on occasion, but I wanted a good session… after listening to the youngin go on and on about his tool, I decided he was NOT the one… so, I focus on prospect number 2, we’ll call him “O” aka Mr. Fatty…

So, “O”, and I had some really good conversation via chat, we didn’t once talk about sex, and I liked that…  the quickest way to get my attention via the net is to NOT go into sex on the initial conversation…  we chatted, and then we spoke over the phone…  I told him that I was trynna get out the house and he said he wanted to cuddle, and taste me…  so we arrange to meet…  he gets a room, and some drinky~drinky, and I agree to meet him there…

I get to the spot, and we greeted with a hug, and then we sat and talked and drank for several hours… we decided we were hungry, and he ordered a pizza, as he ordered the pizza the FUN began…  I’m lying across the bed, and dude starts straight eating my ass out… man it was good!  He was fucking the hell outta my ass with his tongue, I’m steady gyrating, and he begins to finger fuck my ass all the while talking to the domino pizza man!  It was nice nasty clean innocent fun…  after he gets off the phone, he flips me ova and starts to straight fuck my ass hole with his tongue, thrusting it in and out, all the while finger fuckin my pussy… 

Suddenly, he’s like; let’s make a video…  hmmmm, now that sounds like a plan!  I haven’t made a video in some time, and although I don’t know this dude from Adams house cat, I decided to go for it, plus I know how to position myself, so that my face isn’t showing…  he hooks up the laptop, brings it closer, to the bed, and I start suckin the hell outta his dick….  Oh my goodness y’all his dick wasn’t the longest dick, but oh my goodness that joint was FAT TA DEATH!  Man I started, suckin, and spitting, and slapping my face with a that fat piece of meat, and my ass was in heaven…   he then throws me across the bed, and begins to eat this pussy real good… dude starting humming, and shit, had the clit vibrating, and outta nowhere, a bitch was straight nuttin, all ova the place… and then came the knock at the door!  This dude had a great personality… he jumps up, off the pussy and yells, PIZZA MAN… throws on his boxer briefs, and gets the pizza… 

We pause for the pizza eating cause, and take a moment to enjoy our movie!  Man, I gotta tell ya, we made one helluva video… lawd help me!  So, we finish eating, and dude proceeded to eat my pussy…   he ate for what seemed like hours, constantly telling me how good I taste, how wet I am, and how good it smells…  dude was eating the pussy, like he was a freed hostage!   And I loved every minute of it… but dammit, I wanted that fat dick!  So I bust one off, and suck his dick, until he bust one off, he nuts on the girls, and I give him a few moments to gather him self…  just enough time to get the juices flowing in Mr. Fatty…

We both take a cat nap, and next thing I know dude is eating me from behind, and I’m wide awake…   I toot my ass up, and raises up, and dude slid Mr. Fatty in Ms Wet~Wet, and Ms Wet~Wet was WET!  Whew damn was she wet…  now Ms Wet~Wet loves getting it from the back, doggy style…  you see, Ms Wet~Wet likes to buck when she fucks, and lawd help me, what she do that for?  Lawd y’all, I did that, and dude was GONE…  I started fucking that dick, and dude started slapping that ass real HARD, I took a hand and started tweaking these nipples, and before you know it, Mr. Fatty, and Ms Wet~Wet, were throbbing and cumming at the same damn time!  I hadn’t experienced a nut in unison in some time…  

A great night was had by all, and I must say my ass musta been mad fuckin horny, cuz mami don’t cum for everyone…  

So here I sit on a Sunday afternoon, pussy throbbing as I write this, thinking about, how I can get more dick, in Ms Wet~Wet…  and until I figure that out, I’ll play in it!  Lol

Hope you guys had a great Holiday Weekend…  I must say my weekend was great, I spent time with good friends, saw my daughter and grandson, and took great pleasure in creating my own fireworks, and at this point, I’m trynna figure out how I can create a few more!

Have a great week, babies…

I’ve become obsessed with WeTV… obsessed!  A few shows that have caught my attention; Bridezilla’s has made for great Sunday house cleaning entertainment… and then there’s the series Women Behind Bars, for those of you who don’t know, I am also obsessed with Prison Documentaries, my dad did a brief stint as a prison doctor, and every since then (which was many years ago, I was probably 5 years old) I’ve been fixated on anything prison related…   I swear when Oz was discontinued I was devastated…

Here I go getting off topic AGAIN!

Any who, I happened upon another show that comes on WeTV on Tuesday evenings called: The Secret Lives of Women.  Now this is another GREAT show…   it pretty much tells the story of every day women, who have the picket fence, the dog, the home with the garage, and the 2 kids… but, most of these women have an interesting behind closed door life… some do it for pleasure, others do it to earn a dollar…  They have followed the lifestyles of a variety of women, women who like to take professional nude photos for their hubbys… women who strip on the side for extra cash, women who were once polygamist who have fled from the lifestyle and are now advocates for younger women who are forced into marriage due to their religious beliefs… it’s an interesting show, and even women who are dominatrixs, and or submissives, even prostitutes (by the way has anyone seen the new Call Girl show on Showtime?)   I’ve always and will always be fascinated with how people live their lives…  I find pleasure in knowing what brings a person TRUE joy…  so, I’m watching The Secret Lives of Women the other night, and low and behold the topic was women in the porn industry…  they showed how normal these women are, and how they live everyday lives…  the only difference was how they earned their paper…  instead of a 9 to 5, they work 5 to 9…  instead of sitting in an ergonomically correct chair, they sit on some woman’s or mans face…  but, WHAT no, let me rephrase that WHO caught my attention was, BUCK ANGEL…  have you all heard of Buck Angel?

Well, if you haven’t let me fill you in…  Buck Angel is the ONLY female to male transsexual porn star… (http://www.buckangel.com/) I mean he walks like a man, talks like a man, looks like man, but, he fucks like a woman…  you see Buck Angel still has a pussy ( I coulda wrote vagina, but pussy feels right!), and he has shaped and molded his career in porn based on being a man with a pussy…  man, this is so fuckin wild to me!  About a year ago, one of my fetish friends from 360 turned me on to ole Buck Angel, and I peeped him, her, hell I dunno! But I peeped him out, and was like: WOW!  I was speechless, and I’m still pretty much speechless…  so here I am a year later writing a blog about Buck muthafuckin Angel…  now, I’m a freak, and freaky kinky shit excites me, but in all honesty, I’m not sure what I feel about ole Buck…  I mean damn, I like pussy, but I like feminine pussy, hell, I love dick, and I like manly dick…  and hell, I’mma put my shit out there by saying that I could totally get with a sexy as feminine T-Girl…  in my lil crazy, sick way of thinking, a T-Girl is really the BEST of both worlds… 

 
But Buck Angel… what world is he in?  I know how he categorizes himself, and how the industry categorizes him but damn, I’m stumped on this…  I guess you could call him a T-boy? but damn if a man wants pussy he wants a woman,   if a woman wants a man she wants a man…  (given further thought, i must say there are those women who want a manly woman)...  off an on for the past few days, I've been wondering; who wants Buck Angel? The interesting thing is this; his following is all gay men!  Now, how bizarre is that?  A gay man, watching a female to male porn star with a pussy...  (dammit, i'm confused)

 
Now, I know this is some out there kinda shit…  but, y’all are some deep ass, wise ass folks, and some of y’all got this whole sex, gender, sexuality shit down to a science…  tell me your thoughts on Buck Angel?  But before you do, peep this out:

According to his website, Buck Angel was a pronounced tomboy as a child and adolescent. Unaware of the existence of sexual reassignment surgery, he lived for years as a female, dulling his sexual confusion with drugs and alcohol. Though he was profitably employed as a professional model, he has stated that he was generally dissatisfied with his identity and existence and "was not loving life." ^[1]

When he saw a film featuring a female-to-male transsexual character, he immediately began inquiring about sexual reassignment surgery and therapy and started receiving testosterone treatments. Within two years, he had his breasts surgically removed and began living full-time as a man. He has not undergone a phalloplasty and advertises himself as a "real man with a real pussy". It is not unusual for many FTM transgender men to forgo this procedure, as it is both expensive (usually about two or three times as expensive as the MTF genital surgeries) and highly risky; additionally, some transmen don't consider the results to be on-par with the MTF options. Angel is distinguished for his openness about possessing a vulva and the pride he takes in being a transman with female genitalia.

He is currently married to body piercer Elayne Angel.

 
I formulate a plan…

 
Once the plan has been formulated…

 
I work it… With much precision and GRACE! 

 
There are times when the plan does not come together…such as my being laid off last year, and not finding suitable employment until 13 months later… 

 
But, this plan… this plan right here, is on some extraordinary shit…

 
You see, this weekend is “BlackOut” night at “The Spot”…

 
And not just ANY “BlackOut” night, but the first one of the summer…

 
Can you imagine?  I mean really, can you fuckin imagine?  Freaks LOVE hot weather!

 
A few weeks ago I started to plant seeds to various folks… and some took the bait. While others did not, and that’s cool… 

 
But, I am here to tell ya, that this weekend at “The Spot” is gonna be OFF DA FUCKIN CHAIN…

 
I can feel it…   I can smell it, and by the way,  frisky ass Jackie is cutting up ova on 360…  *smh*   talking bout “she makes it rain”  ummmhmm, rain on me!  HA!

 
Bitches getting ready to be on some triple XXX – porn star – girls gone wild shit…

 
Did I  mention that it’s “BlackOut” night?  Did I ,mention that at midnight, all lights are turned da fuck off? Nothing but glow sticks to see our ways thru…  Did I mention that “ANYTHING” goes on the dance floor…    

 
Close your eyes, and imagine the dance floor of your favorite club with NO lights on, and a bunch of BARELY dressed, if not NAKED folks…   ummhmm,  that’s the scene, just NASTY… 

 
I’m here to tell you that on Saturday May 31, 2008 at the stroke of midnight, I will be on the dance floor at Tabu with a glow stick in my fuckin pussy!  And ya know what, I’m a selective bitch…  I don’t allow any ole’ dick up in this pussy…  but, you best believe, I’m getting ready to set it out…  family style, ALL U CAN EAT!  and if the dick is right...   ALL U CAN FUCK lol

 
I will re-earn my Ho card Saturday Night!  Yup, I said it, “HO’ Motha Fuckin Card”…

 
And Ms Jackie, you wanna get nasty in the “Dungeon Room”  bring it on Bitch, cuz I need it NASTY!  Not that over the counter VANILLA shit…  *smh*  that shit NO LONGER WORKS…

 
*wink*

 
And to Ms. Butterfly who use to be a fuckin Caterpillar (figure it out)…  you and your disappearing ass, I will hunt ya ass down, and tap on every fuckin door up in that joint, just to watch ya nastee ass in action, cuz I already know, that you and your boo, getting ready to CUT DA’ FUCK UP…

*smh*

Expect the unexpected, and the blog that is sure to follow… 

Ms Teal….  OUT!

We all fantasize... We fantasize when we walk thru Sak's shoe dept., we fantasize when we're flippin thru the latest issue of Vogue, we fantasize about fuckin the dude who works across the hall, and we fantasize about dude we wanna fuck, and we know we're gonna fuck, but have yet to fuck... Fantasies can go from one extreme to the other, from dream jobs to gang bangs, to girl on girl, to being dressed up as a school girl...

More and more my sexual fantasy is consuming my sexual reality... Not that anything's wrong with that, but if I ain’t fantasizing, I ain’t cummin. Simple as that! Often times I miss the days of having normal sex, with good dick and cumming from him just straight banging the pussy... But, the intensity of the nut combined with the fantasy compares to NOTHING I've ever experienced before, and lawd knows I've had some experiences. But lawd y'all, my fantasies scare the shit out of me! I know y’all get sick of hearing about me and my damn fantasies, but dammit, this is my blog, and i’mma speak on it...

Audience: so Teal, what's your fantasy?

Teal: do ya really wanna know? Well, I’ll tell you my fantasy if you promise to not change your opinion of me...

Audience: nothin you could say would change our impression of you...

Teal: you sure?

Audience: of course we're sure... *audience member raises her hand, and whispers in my ear: tell me your deepest darkest fantasy*

Teal: I can show u better than tell you...

Audience Member: then show me bitch!

Teal: you can't handle my brand of fantasy, cuz i can't handle my brand of fantasy ... you see my fantasies keep me up at night, and when my fantasy invades my reality, i act on it...  i do it my way...  i lay across my bed, and before you know it, i'm in my personal "FANTASY ISLAND".  I spread my legs, and i tease my clit, with each stroke to my clit the fantasy grows, as the fantasy grows the need for additional stimulation grows...  u see it's a process ... if i want to be taken, i tie my tits up, all the while imagining someone else tying up my tits ... if i want to be spanked, i turn into the school girl with the soft whiny voice, paint stick in hand.  Spanking dat ass, and often times spanking these tits too (dirty lil girl) ... when i want to be dominated i become the defiant lil bitch, talkin shit, pissin him off, makin him want to do bodily harm to me...  u see, i am the keeper of the fantasy, and until i find someone worthy of assisting me act out my fantasy, my fantasies are mine and mine alone...

However,  i will tell you this: there is nothing like fantasy baby!  it is the fantasy that keeps me fulfilled until that special one comes along ... in the meantime, i continue to fantasize about the day, my fantasy will become my reality...  i keep the fantasy alive and well in my thoughts, in my touch, and in my nut ... and with every stroke of my pussy, and every tug of my nipples, and every plug in my ass the fantasy grows stronger, stroke by stroke...

in closing, i will say this:  if you share your fantasy, I'll share mine...  *wink*

So I was sitting here bored to death perusing blogs, and blasts and my girl Christy Love from 360 (Christy Love, makes me think of a Pam Grier character) had a blast that went a lil something like this:

 
"He Came Home Drunk @ 2:30am & Said I Will Pay U If U Will Perform Oral Sex with Me"

 
Now, the blast actually came from an episode of Judge Alex, and once I saw that joint, I once again, got ta thinking!   Y’all know me, mind always in the damn gutter, and the warmer it gets the more scandalous my thoughts get…   I hibernate in the winter, and liberate in the summer!   And to think, pretty soon, I can start goin panty less!   Oooohweeee, I can’t wait…  leaving lil Teal drops all ova the place…   lol but, on the real I may need to rethink that panty less shit, It was cool riding in my car, but it’s another story on the TRAIN! 

 
Aight back to the business at hand…   so, when I saw the blog I was like damn, I’ve had a dude offer me money for sexual favors SEVERAL times, and it’s always the same damn guy…  this dude has a MONSTER ass dick, Incredible Hulk Monster dick…   he offered me at first $100.00 for Anal sex, he wanted to fuck me in the ass BAD…  and for the most part I’m cool with anal sex…  well, yes and no, it’s kinda up there with kissing, some moments must be saved for that special someone…   any who, dude begged and begged for months, and till this day, he will hit me with a “please, baby, please baby, please”  now this has gone on for years…  over the past year or so, the $100.00 has grown to $500.00, and I continue to say no…  hell, I know what size dick I can handle in my ass, and his dick surpasses a welcome challenge, it’s more like an unwelcome “painful” chore…    

When he first asked me, I was jive offended…  I mean what did he think I was, a hooker!   Lol, that was funny, cuz of course I had a brief career as an escort… but, for some reason I was offended by this… man I gave his ass the blues, and poor thing all he could say was, “I just want it sooooo bad” just because I’m offering to pay doesn’t meant that I don’t respect you, we’ve known each other for over 30 years”… so, he made a point, and I got over it…

 
Recently while going thru my personal economic depression he offered me $500.00 to get up in this ass, and I can’t lie, I thought long and hard, cuz for real, that loot woulda gotten 2 big ass monkeys off my damn back!   But I looked at his dick as I formed my lips in preparation of suckin the life outta his dick, and  said; OH HELL NO…

 
So, the question of the day is this:   would you be offended if a boyfriend or significant other offered loot for sexual favors?  And or offered loot for sexual favors that you aren’t at all interested in?   When so called “desperate times call for desperate measures”, would you consider taking your man or significant other up on his financially rewarding sexual offer?    My brotha’s have you ever offered wifey, boo-boo, significant other, friend or lover money for sexual favors she is NOT inclined to do?  

 
Now, I gotta tell ya, had I been facing foreclosure, and on the road to homelessness, I woulda sold my ass, my pussy, and my left nipple!   Survival of the fittest babies and you best believe a sista is FIT!  

 
Talk to me peeps…

 
One mo’ thing…



if by chance your man offers you money to do whatever the hell he wants to do, and you say “hell to da nawl”…  I highly suggest you rethink your answer, cuz the next step after offering loot, is finding someone who is willing to do it for FREE…  trust me on this…  (compromise is a word that can save a marriage especially if sex is the issue)

What’s up Freaks!  So I’m on the train this morning and 2 crazy ass things happened…  first and foremost, I’m standing on the platform at Metro Center, and I could feel someone staring me down…  I mean it was like ole’ boy was visually undressing my ass… so, I’m standing there, and dude continues to stare, the train comes, and I get on… all the sudden I hear:  “Hey, it’s you, it’s A~Love, all loud and shit….  Oh my god, it’s you…   Yo, why won’t you accept my invite?”  Man it was a hot damn mess, folks looking like what the fuck? And I’m thinking to myself, that’s why I didn’t accept your damn invite!  Lol… calling my name out all loud n’ shit in public!  Got Damn, can folks just act like they have SOME home training…  I was embarrassed.

But, that’s not what this entry is about!  This entry is about the show that I had the privilege of witnessing while on the red line at 8:20a.m. – so, I’m chilling reading my kink, getting wet, and I look to my left and I see a young couple…  like everyone else on the train, they  were professionally dressed, and I assume heading into work…   I go back to reading, but once again I find myself looking their way…   for whatever reason, I was drawn to them…  I kept watching them…  next thing I know, I’m tossing on the shades, and I put up the book, cuz they have my FULL attention…  well I’ll be damn if dude was not fingering ole girl…  that shit was HOT TO DEATH…   lawd help me, it was better than any short story!  Her face was all squirmed up, she was sweating…  and they both had on i-pods, and as he was stroking her, his head was moving to the sound of the beat in the i-pod, as well as he fingers…  it was HOT, and it smelled GOOD!   Lol    

So, it got me to thinking about how erotic, and daring that was… and I immediately wanted to be her, as I walked thru the park, I started to reminisce about my days of hanging out a “P Street” beach (a park where gay men hung out, and fucked behind trees) with my gay friends, and how I loved to catch someone fucking, and how I always wanted it to be me… 

Granted I’ve done daring things, being finger fucked while dining, fucking on the lido deck, and fucking on glass elevators, all types of crazy shit, football fields, storage rooms etc… movie theatres, the Miami Dolphins locker room (1991-*double drip* at the mere thought of it), but that’s stealing or better yet, creeping up on  a private moment in a public place…  I want the brazen act of taking a private moment in a public place… like ole girl and ole boy on the train!   Lol that shit turned me ON…

Until that happens, I will dream!  As you all know I enjoy going to the local lifestyle club Tabu… and one of the things I love about Tabu is putting on a show…  I LOVE IT…  I get off on others getting off on me….  Maybe it’s a form of validation, but man does it turn me on…   some people enjoy being the life of the cocktail party, I enjoy sitting back and watch the life of the party often times make a fool of themselves!  However, let it be a swing party, and let there be someone that I’m remotely attracted too, like ummm “Jackie” and it’s ON…  granted it’s in a laid back, “lady like” kinda way, but damn do I SHINE!  lol

So my question to the masses is this… what are your thoughts on public displays of fucking?  If the opportunity presented itself and you were with your mate, would you engage in a private moment, in a public place?   If you’re not a swinger, but you found yourself in a swing environment, do you think you could let your guard down and enjoy an intimate moment with your mate?  -ladies and gentleman, is weight a concern or issue of yours?  Does the size of your unit or the size of your body play a role in your comfort levels when playing in public?  

Speaking of weight, I’mma BIG girl, there was a time, many, many years ago, where I would run, and hide at the sight of light…  I would run for cover if there was NO cover… but, now I could give a FUCK…   I’ve accepted the fact that I am not a size 4, and now I have NO problem walking around butt fuckin naked in my stilettos, and later laying on my back so ole boy, or ole girl can taste the forbidden fruit! Granted, I may need to get someone to left up my left breast, and put it back in it’s sexy place *smh*   but, all that to say this, being comfortable with ones body makes it all the more easier to be comfortable in showing ones sexual side in a public setting! 

Dammit, do you like public displays of fucking?  Lol, I DO!         

The phone rings, and it’s an California number... Not one I’m familiar with, but I had a feeling it was him...

So I answer quickly...

Hello?

What are you doing?

Washing my hair...

What would you like to be doing?

Hmmm, I’d like to be fucking.... But you know how that goes!

And where’s lil man?

Knocked the fucked out, dreamin about ‘The hulk’...

And what are you dreamin about?

Hmmm, I’m dreamin about the "The Hulk" fuckin me...

Can I make that dream come true?

Well, that’s gonna be kinda hard considering I am here, and you are wherever... possibly east coast, most likely west coast...

What if I told you I was in the tri-state area? Would you let me come ova, and take advantage of you?

Only if you let me tie up my tits, and put on a show for you?

What’s the address again?

7611...

Can you meet me downstairs? I know how much you love to fuck in limos, and this time I’m in the stretch hummer...

damn baby, I got lil man, I can’t leave him...

How about you come down for 5 mins... Tell him your taking out the trash...

Hmmm, that may work... He is sleep, and I’m feelin like trash!

Ok, I’ll be there in 35 mins.. I’ll hit you when I get outside... So, come downstairs, I wanna so those tits nicely tied up, and Teal, bring a candle... And didn’t you say your washing your hair? Well blow dry it, and keep it wild!

Oh shit, candles, and wild hair... WTF?

So, he calls me, and I come downstairs... I had my tits, nicely bound in my favorite twine... I had a big linen shirt, and some boy shorts... He met me by the loading dock.. A big black stretch limo.. Waiting for me to do what I do...

I get in, and he says: damn you look good! And you gained weight, I LOVE IT... You look edible, but your always edible... Are you wet? YES... Are you horny? OF COURSE... Show me your tits?

I unbuttoned my linen top, and all he saw was a mass of tits, tightly bounds with very erect nipples... HE LOVED IT... And I loved showing it to him... He began to bite and suck on my tits, and then asked if I had the candle, I told him yes... I gave him the candle, and he slid it between my tits...

He wanted to light the candle, but no fire... He calls for the driver, and the driver responds, do you have a lighter? Yes sir I do... But, sir you have a lighter, right there on the console, he said: I WANT YOUR LIGHTER...

low and behold the driver rolled the window down, and the driver was a she! A beautiful young lil thang, with long pretty hair... I wanted to feel her hair on my tits... As she gave him the lighter, I told him, I want her! I want her back here with us... She smiled... She wanted me too! Lol

he told her to come to the back... She came... Omg, she was soooo fuckin pretty she made my pussy swell even more... She looked at my titties, and began to straddle me, she said, I have never seen a vision as lovely as your titties... May I touch?

I told her she could do whatever she wanted... She licked, she sucked, she groped... In the meantime, my friend sat there in amazement... A vision of lovely was before him... She caressed my tits, and she began to kiss me... she whispered in my ear: He told me you were special, and he didn’t lie... She asked if she could wax my nipples... I told her yes... As she lit the candle, and she began to spit on my nipples, and then drop the candle wax... OMG, it was sooo Fuckin hot, and sooooo got damn sexy... I wanted to cum, soooo bad... This is the kinda shit dreams are made of, shit like this, doesn’t really happen! But tonite it’s happening to me...

As she coated my nipples, I could feel him playing with my pussy... To his amazement I was NOT shaved... He was delighted... Island men like a lil hair! Truth be told had he given me enough time, my pussy woulda been butter ball naked, but maybe that’s why he didn’t give me anytime... This man loves a musty woman, not funky, just natural, from the natural smell of her pussy to the natural state of he pussy hairs...

He stuck his fingers in my pussy.. And I told him, I gotta get upstairs, lil man is up there by himself... We gotta stop... He said ok, but first let her have you... she is dying to taste you... I’ve been telling her about you for the past 2 days ! (I’m thinkin you ass has been here for two damn days, and your just calling me... Bastard)

she stops with my tits, and begins to eat my pussy... He started fuckin with her, asking her all types of questions: what she taste like, bitch? She said it taste like mangos! And I said, no, it taste like peaches... He shuts me up by sticking his finger in my mouth... He goes back to her, and tell her; lick her ass... Is her ass clean? Does it taste fresh? Yes, her ass taste better than her pussy... She begins to fuck my ass with her finger, all the while fuckin my pussy with her tongue... I can feel her body spasm... She was about to come... He began to suck and bite on my nipples, and I began to fuck her face... She came, and she squirted, her legs were soakin wet...

she got up, and went to her duties as limo driver... He grabs me, and buttons me up... We get out of the limo, and proceed thru the side door... I’m walking in front of him... I push the button for the elevator, and he tells me that he wants to put on a show for security... I tell him that security is no longer in the building... We get on the elevator, and I proceeded to get on my knees, unzip his pants, and suck his dick, and what a pretty dick he had...

as I sucked his dick, he began to tell me about my blogs... He told me, that it’s his goal to fulfill some of my desires, it’s his goal to take me where others are scared to travel, it’s his goal to leave me with lasting impressions... It’s his goal to make me want him, even when he’s countries away... He forced his dick down my throat... I coughed and I gagged, and I took it like the true slut I am... And he rewarded me for another job well done...

as I’m deep throating his dick, he beings to tell me; this is why I come back... You bring me back... You sprit calls me, and your pussy wills me... I make every effort to come to the DMV and NOT see you, but then, I pass our restaurant and I think of you... I hook up with the boys, and they ask, where is Teal? And then I know, I can’t leave here without tasting you... I can’t leave here without the feel of your hot, wet, pussy on my dick... I can’t leave here without the sight of your tits to hold me over until the next time... I had to see you, I had to do you... I needed to be buried inside of you...

And as usual, I looked at him, and said: then take me now.....

What I say that for? After three cycles of going up and down, we finally got off the elevator, and made it to my door... I checked on John, and luckily he was still dreamin...

I stepped into the living room, and he wasn’t there... He was on the balcony... He was sitting there smoking a cigar, and sipping his flask... He said;

ride me Teal...

I said, how hard....

He said, as hard as you can take it...

But be ready Ms Teal... Once I finish this cigar, and you finish riding me, I will be ready to break ya back, ya head board, and ya arms and legs.... Be ready Ms Teal, we got 2 years to make up for...

I rode him... I sat on his lap, and I rode him... I started out real slow, and steady.... I told him that I needed his hands on my nipples, I needed him to squeeze my nipples, make me beg you to stop...

His reply was short and sweet: I’m making request... NOT, you... And I’m thinking, OK, that’s how we’re gonna play... So I stopped! I always get what I want...

I proceeded to the back... And he followed... And he was pissed... That dick was nice and hard, and I stopped, in the midst of his smoking his cigar... That was a big NO-NO... Oh well, I’m sure he’ll fuck me good and hard for stopping his flow...

And boy was I right...

Dude threw me on the floor in the spare bedroom, and proceeded to fuck me like he was robbing my house and I was the unexpected homeowner... He had me squirming, screaming, cumming and crying... He spanked me with a belt, he tortured my tits with my paint stick, and he called me every dirty lil name that comes to mind, and when it was all said and done, I was battered and bruised, and happy to share my pussy with such a worthy contender... We laid on the floor, and we chatted for a good hour, he told me about his latest business venture, and I told him about my lessons in humility... we reminisced about previous soiree’s and I asked about the driver... He told me that she was here the last time he stopped by, and asked for every detail of our tryst, he said he told her, and as she drove him, she was masturbating on the ride to the hotel... He said that when she picked him up from the airports he asked if he would be seeing "Takoma Park", and he said he didn’t think so...

needless to say, fun was had by all... After one final romp, in the bed... He called me at 3 in the morning so I could listen to the driver suck my juices off his dick... When she finished, he gave her the phone and she asked if I would tie up her titties? And I said: your place or mine! I love girls who like to play my way... Lol

What a night... Lovin so good, a sista had to call in sick!

What’s up good people! Earlier today, I found myself reading some online article, and I ran across a lil something that pretty much stated that "Solo Sex Hurts Your Relationship" in short it states that Masturbation can hurt your relationship by creating distance... I personally think that’s possible! But, it can be easily resolved: MUTUAL MASTURBATION, if you can’t pro-create, I say mutual masturbate! lol... But the killer was when I read that fantasies can really hurt your relationship... From what I gather often times when you fantasize, your dreaming of another person, your fantasizing about sex with someone other than your partner... Would that, could that, be CHEATING? Hmmmmmm.... Did you know that phone sex, and internet chatting is considered fantasizing? Once again, could that be CHEATING?

Personally, I think fantasies can be a good thing! I think that if both parties are open about sharing their fantasies it can only increase the love making.... Discussing fantasies is a healthy way to increase the depth of future bedroom soirees... Keepin the fantasy to yourself and not being able to release them can pose more of a problem then having the fantasy! But who am I? I’m jus a chick that likes to blog about all things sexual... *shrugs shoulders*

Now on the other hand, sharing fantasies can also cause problems... Especially if the other party is insecure... Sharing a fantasy can often lead the insecure party to believe that you’ve explored these ideas with someone else... At the end of the day it’s a matter of knowing your mate, and knowing how their mind works...

So tell me, would you have issues with your mate fantasizing about another woman while making love to you? Men would you be offended if you found out your woman was fantasizing about the well endowed ex-boyfriend she had prior to meeting you? Wouldn’t you prefer your significant other share your fantasies with you instead of acting them out with someone else?

Talk to me folks! My ass fantasizes all damn day... Hell, I even fantasize about some of y’all! But I’m single, so I guess it’s ok...

*wink*

Don’t you just love the girls who don’t want to be labeled? They refuse to be associated with the word Bi Sexual... I have never understood that... A couple of years ago, I hooked up with this sexy couple... We’re sitting down drinking and talking, and I recall asking girlfriend are you BI? And she said: I don’t like labels, I love women, and I’m a sexual woman... In the meantime, I’m thinking, what the fuck is that? Now girlfriend is sitting there looking like she wants to sop me up with a damn biscuit! But, she refuses to label herself as bisexual, because SHE DON’T LIKE LABELS... So we get in the bedroom, and girlfriend straight attacks me, kissing me, sucking on the tits till the milk squirts out, and eating the pussy like it’s her last damn meal, and suckin the hell outta my ass... and every step of the way, she’s telling me how sexy I am, and how good I feel, and I’m enjoying every move she makes, but in the back of my mind I’m saying, Bitch, ya ass is bisexual... but, nooooo, SHE DON’T LIKE LABELS!

First and foremost, Y’all know a sista’s birthday is coming right? Wednesday April 9^th begins the 10 days of Teal… Birthday, hopes, prayers, and wishes will be greatly appreciated, and of course if you want to do something extra, than feel free to do so! Lol a lil Tiffany’s, some David Yurman, diamonds, and fragrances, are always welcomed… *wink*

What’s up peeps!   I’ve been bloggin for days but I have yet to finish anything… I’m sitting here at work, thinking about SEX… more than anything, I’m sitting here thinking about how much I get off on being talked dirty too… we all know that although sex is a physical act, it requires a great deal of mental stimulationin order to really get off… one thing that guarantees me a wholesome nut is a man or woman who is skilled in talking dirty…  I jus LOVE IT… 

Now, I’ve heard many a man brag about his dirty talking skills, but when its time to take care of business, they usually fall short…  I dunno if it’s nerves or if dude is engrossed in his own nut, but usually the dirty talk is out the window… often times leaving me in a state of disappointment…

You know, I’m really a simple girl, and I really don’t require much!  Just a manly-man, one who knows how to eat pussy, who knows how to fuck, one who can follow my cue… one who has the where with all to get down right nasty when I need him to, and one who can give me a good verbal tongue lashing when he’s buried deep inside me… that’s not a lot, is it?  Of course not! 

I have found that no matter how much dude is NOT handling his business, if he chooses his words wisely, I’m getting off… funny thing is that I’m a VERY hard sistah to please, rarely will I cum, but that’s my issue, however, if dude is talking that dirty talk, it allows me to go to never-never land, and it’s ON!

The funny thing is most tend to lead me to believe that they have the necessary skills to get the message across, but when it’s time to go toe-to-toe, they seem to fall short!  Oh well, what’s a girl to do?  You got’s to educate these men, that’s what we must do!

So, how do you encourage a man to talk dirty to you? Some are natural talents, some need guidance, then you have the few who can’t switch gears, because they were taught to not disrespect a woman in any shape form or fashion…   but is it disrespectful to call me a bitch, when I’m requesting it?  Hell no!   if it’s done behind closed doors in a manner that’s acceptable to me, than I can only hope that the chosen one will oblige me…   truth be told, I more prefer you call me outta name, than tell me how much you love my pussy!  Hell, I know u love my pussy, or your wouldn’t be buried deep inside of it… lol

So how does one brush up on his or her, dirty talk skills? They follow these simple pointers, that I dug up via about.com…  now, before I list the pointers, I must say this, if it doesn’t come natural, or if you are not good at giving academy award winning performances, then, you need not play around with dirty talk!  Nothing worse than a fake talking dirty talker to dry up the pussy, and ruin the whole experience…  lol

Be authentic in your dirty talk ~  “good dirty talk is completely what you make it, and to do it well, you have to be yourself. While you may take on a role in your dirty talk (e.g. the ravished submissive) you need to find something of yourself in the role. Make a list of different aspects of your personality you can draw on for inspiration”.  Just be true to yourself, and the needs of the person your attempting to talk dirty too!

Find your dirty talk voice ~ “You need to find your own way of talking dirty. Your dirty talk might be low rhythmic grunts, high pitched squeals, or precise whispers. It might reflect the way you talk in your daily life, or it might express a different aspect of your personality.   The deeper the voice, the more I believe ya ass!