fuck the dumb shit, i wanna know one thing, and one thing only:

so tell me.... DO YA MISS ME?

...first and foremost, let me start by saying that i miss me some 360! yawl are some addictive mutha fucka’s lol.. i used to say to say it was 360 that was addictive but on, the real, it’s my friends that keep me coming back...

...so much has been goin on, i've started a zillion blogs, and pretty much completed all of them, but once again i am using someone else’s computer, and the blogs are on my computer... so, i thought i’d pop in, and drop a quick line to ,my peeps, and let you guys know whats been goin on in my lil scandalous world... as you all are aware i went to Cleveland last week, and what a nice trip! Yes, i actually went to Cleveland and left there with a smile on my pretty little face... i met a 360 friend who took the time to show me around the city, and i even made it to one of the local strip clubs... there’s lots more to share on that, as my strip club adventure turned into a very interesting tryst, in the front seat of his truck! Yes, i said front seat of his truck... you know every so often, i enjoy doing shit like that, fuckin with the hope that i may be caught... yummo! I hope to post a detailed blog regarding that adventure, let’s just say that there’s nothing like being eaten and finger fucked to the point of squirting! Oh yes, i had fun...

...i left Cleveland thinkin that i may be able to make it happen, it’s only for a few years, and at the end of the day, if i don’t like it, i can move my ass back home, although i would hate to put my lil one through a lot of unnecessary back and forth moving... with that said, the original plan was to be there in August, well, that has changed, as of now i will start school on line in August, and i hope to be in a class room environment the fall of ‘08... so, i’m still working my plan and planning my work, i jus fell a little off track! Actually after visiting “the” strip club, i walked away saying i wanna open up a strip club, now the funny thing is this, this has been a dream of mine forever... after seeing the players club way back when, i decided that a truly successful strip club would need to be owned and operated by a woman, so it’s something i have toyed with for years, but due to the cost of commercial real estate in the DC metro area, and the industry pretty much on lock, i figured it would be a hard to obtain goal, but in Cleveland, i can make it happen... commercial real estate is CHEAP, they have tons of old warehouses, needing renovations, and after seeing those girls, and the lack of ambiance in the club, i could blow that shit wide da fuck up... i am giving this SERIOUS consideration, and will be goin back in August to get the leg work started, permits etc... wish me luck yawl! And if and when i do this, i expect every friend on my friends list to make a trip to Cleveland to see the sexiest, baddest, fliest ass strip club in the Great Fuckin Lakes... this is a true dream, and it will no longer be deferred...

...it’s funny, but every since Sr. Jean Marie asked me in the 2^nd grade what it is i wanted to be, i told that bitch, loud and proud, “ i wann be a go-go dancer”, that bitch almost shit bricks and died right then and there... but you know what, i meant that shit, and dammit, my fat, big belly ass may not be able to be a go-go dancer, but it looks like i may be able to do something bigger and better...

...this is a ramble, hard to focus when you got folks around you!

...i’ve been watching more and more porn lately... the other night i rediscovered the tape a friend and i made several years ago, and as much as i detest seeing my “jelly belly” jiggle, i swear, i am a bad ass bitch! Man i was watching myself and was amazed at my own pussy abilities... dude was workin a sista ova, fisting, eating, fuckin, lickin, teasin, pleasin, and some more shit... but, the point i wanna make is this, porn is the bomb, but watchin yourself in action is a major turn-on, hell once you get over your flaws, such as me and my gut, i swear it’s an eye-opening experience! umph, umph, umph, and to see my pussy spread wide the open after he punished the pussy, was like WHOA! What a sight...

...yesterday reliable dick came over to help me move some furniture around... (and no, reliable dick, is NOT Papi!)... any who, he helps me, and then we chill... lawd have mercy can i just tell yawl, men are FUNNY... now i told him about my tryst in Cleveland, and this dude made his way over to my house, moved this furniture and fucked me like it was the first damn time! It was AWESOME... but the highlight, the piece da’ resistance, was when dude stuck his tongue in my ass and proceeded to straight fuck my ass, as if his dick was sliding in and out of that bitch! Lawd have, have mercy, i’m talkin straight tongue to asshole penetration! That to me is better than being ass fucked... and what made it so damn good, was how into it he was, nigga was moaning and shit, eaten my ass as if it was his last fuckin meal! Yes indeed, ole’ reliable can tongue fuck my asshole any day of the week... damn it was good...

...so my squirting is starting to happen more, and more... it’s funny, when i want it to happen, it doesn’t happen... but when i’m not thinking about the shit, low and behold it happens... but, i have also learned that in order for me to squirt i need to be either, upright or tilted, that appears to be the method that works for me... so, to my faithful reader, who i know, is makin every effort to make my ass squirt, tilt me baby, and then penetrate that g-spot, fast and steady, and i’m sure the flavor you so want to savor will be released! And if not, you had fun trynna make it happen...

...needless to say that my drought is over and forgotten about, now i got dick comin out of the woodwork, but me being the decadent pussycat i am, i must remain selective, no need spreadin’ to much joy, folks get jive addicted, and right now my focus is on building a superb future for me and my lil one...

..speaking of little one... i miss the hell outta his ass! Three more weeks, so i gotta make the best of my time... although i am still trying to sale my condo, i moved his room into my moms old room, and i am sooo excited about him seeing that... when i was young i spent my summers in Oklahoma, and every year, i would come home to a newly decorated, themed, bedroom, that is one my fondest childhood memories, so i thought i’d keep the tradition goin with my little man... he’s gonna love it! And trust and believe i’mma hate it, cuz the bigger the room, the bigger the mess... lol...

...aight yawl, i’m outta here! I miss you sooo, sooo much... i miss your blogs, i miss your blasts, but more than anything, i miss following the quick comments, cuz you know what i think... the real stories are in the quick comments! *wink*

...feel free to comment on whatever you’d like... but before i go, i gotta ask yawl a question... over the past month i have been on 4 dates... and these dates pretty much took care of themselves, and didn’t offer to pay for my drink, or anything else for that matter... now, ive been outta the dating game for a minute, and i must admit i am also used to a certain caliber of men, not to say these dudes weren’t of that caliber, but what’s up with that? Are there new rules to the dating game? I mean if you go out with a guy, and no discussion of pickin up the check has been made is it wrong for me to assume that the “gentleman” is pickin up the check? Or should this be discussed prior to even going out? And if it is to be discussed how the hell do you bring it up? I need to know, cuz i’m starting to see a pattern with dudes not manning up and paying the bill, or not manning up and saying “let’s go dutch”.... and let me jus say that i am a old school chick... go dutch? Huh, say what?... help me out yawl, i need to know how the dating game is being played, more so than anything, how is the “who's paying the check game” being played...

talk to me peeps, Ms. Teal is on a need to know basis!...